1 00:02:14,601 --> 00:02:16,535 Poor Mama. 2 00:02:35,122 --> 00:02:36,556 Well... 3 00:02:37,124 --> 00:02:38,717 ...my life's over. 4 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:40,724 There's nothing left. 5 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:44,758 You've got me, Father dear. 6 00:02:44,931 --> 00:02:47,901 I'll work for you, just as hard as Mother did. 7 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:51,265 -And I'll cook for you.... -You don't know. 8 00:02:51,438 --> 00:02:53,099 Yes, I do. 9 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:55,002 I loved her too. 10 00:02:55,175 --> 00:03:00,011 Well, perhaps it's as well she died when she did, my dear. 11 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,979 Father, what is it? 12 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:05,375 They're going through my books at the office. 13 00:03:05,552 --> 00:03:08,715 -Well? -Well, you see, I-- 14 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:11,620 I had a bit of bad luck playing cards, and I-- 15 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:15,251 -You took their money? -Borrowed it, that's all. Borrowed it. 16 00:03:15,429 --> 00:03:16,863 And now they're suspicious. 17 00:03:17,030 --> 00:03:19,658 The narrow-minded, sneaking swine. 18 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:22,666 I never did like being a bookkeeper in a lace factory, never. 19 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:26,636 -But will they send you to prison? -Yes. Oh, they'll have no mercy. 20 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:28,070 But what--? 21 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:31,302 -Couldn't you go to England? -Where's the fare? 22 00:03:34,581 --> 00:03:36,879 Well, Mother gave me this. She saved it for me. 23 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,144 She thought I should have it if I got married. 24 00:03:39,319 --> 00:03:42,880 But I shan't get married. I'm going to stay with you. 25 00:03:43,290 --> 00:03:46,453 I suppose there isn't enough to pay back what you borrowed. 26 00:03:46,626 --> 00:03:50,688 No. No. Oh, no. It'll give me a start in England, though. 27 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:54,459 With the help of this lace, if I can get it through the customs duty-free.... 28 00:03:54,634 --> 00:03:58,434 -Father, that's downright stealing. -Don't argue. Get my bag out, will you? 29 00:03:58,605 --> 00:04:01,267 Not much time to catch a train. Here. 30 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:04,041 -What are you doing? -I'm going with you. 31 00:04:04,211 --> 00:04:06,680 You'd be a hindrance. You've never been out of France. 32 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:09,873 I'm half English, aren't I? And I can speak it as well as you can. 33 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:12,144 But I'd stand a much better chance by myself. 34 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:14,447 They'd be able to trace a man with a girl. 35 00:04:14,621 --> 00:04:17,318 -Well, then I-- I won't be a girl. -What? 36 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:19,858 I won't be weak and I won't be silly. 37 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:23,185 I'll be a boy and rough and hard. 38 00:04:23,363 --> 00:04:25,923 -I won't care what I do. -What are you doing? Stop that. 39 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,534 Don't worry. I'm ready for anything. 40 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:59,465 Here, I say, whenever will we get to New Haven? 41 00:04:59,633 --> 00:05:00,964 Two hours fog delay, madam. 42 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:04,832 -We'll miss the boat train. -You'll get to London all right. 43 00:05:16,416 --> 00:05:19,147 Thank you. And my son? 44 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:20,851 Thank you. 45 00:05:22,522 --> 00:05:25,822 Oh, my heart. I thought it was the police. 46 00:05:25,992 --> 00:05:29,587 -You think they sent a wireless after us? -Don't be nervous. Don't be worried. 47 00:05:29,763 --> 00:05:30,889 No? 48 00:05:44,311 --> 00:05:46,109 Who do you think he is? 49 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:01,757 Did you see him? 50 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:14,572 He's got us marked. I bet he's going off to tell the purser. 51 00:07:06,092 --> 00:07:08,891 Oh, he's nobody. This is something about horse racing. 52 00:07:09,062 --> 00:07:12,623 You never know. This may be a code or something detectives use to go in the-- 53 00:07:12,799 --> 00:07:15,325 "Strawberry Darling, 8-to-1." 54 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:17,698 Well, there's a good thing there. 55 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:19,600 He knows something, that fellow does. 56 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,400 I'd like to have a talk with him. 57 00:07:21,574 --> 00:07:23,872 -No, no, no, there might be a tip in that. -Tip? 58 00:07:24,044 --> 00:07:26,376 It's your darned tips that landed you in the soup. 59 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:27,980 I'd.... 60 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:30,913 Oh, I don't know. 61 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:32,711 Hiding me head... 62 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:34,479 ...driven from me home... 63 00:07:34,654 --> 00:07:37,180 ...afraid of everybody I see. 64 00:07:40,260 --> 00:07:43,560 Oh, there. Oh, there. There, there. Poor little girl. 65 00:07:43,730 --> 00:07:45,664 Feeling bad, are you? 66 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:48,426 Oh, you're not used to the water. 67 00:07:49,336 --> 00:07:53,034 Now, you stay here, close to the rail. You'll feel better soon. 68 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:09,655 "--ought to travel, go abroad. 69 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:12,349 I'll pay your fare over." And I went, you see? 70 00:08:12,525 --> 00:08:15,187 I got myself married to a French woman, and there you are. 71 00:08:15,362 --> 00:08:17,729 Twenty years, sweating me soul out as a bookkeeper. 72 00:08:17,897 --> 00:08:20,764 Oh, that's too bad, old chap. And what are you gonna do now? 73 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,925 If you don't mind my asking, that is. Here. 74 00:08:23,103 --> 00:08:25,003 Well-- Thank you. That's very kind of you. 75 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:28,735 I've got an idea. Of course, I've got more than one idea, you know. 76 00:08:58,304 --> 00:09:00,102 That was a good song, wasn't it, eh? 77 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:01,866 And you're a good fellow, you know. 78 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:05,012 Here. Look here. I'll show you something. 79 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:07,112 I'll show you. 80 00:09:16,623 --> 00:09:19,684 Got it wrapped all around me like a corset. 81 00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:23,656 Thirty yards of it. 82 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:26,822 That's worth 50 quid if it's worth a sou. 83 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:32,234 See, I just slip it thru the customs without paying the duty... 84 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,807 ...then I've got a bit of capital to go on with. You see? 85 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:40,304 Oh, then I got my plans, I tell you. 86 00:09:43,483 --> 00:09:46,214 -Come on, Father. The boat's in. -Oh, your son, is it? 87 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:50,380 -Yes, this is my boy, Sylv-- -Sylvester. 88 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:52,656 Making his first trip to England. 89 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,123 Yes, and this is Mr.... 90 00:09:54,294 --> 00:09:56,820 Monkley. Jimmy Monkley. Little friend of all the world. 91 00:09:56,996 --> 00:10:00,626 -Nobody's enemy but me own. -Yeah, I can tell that by the look of you. 92 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,234 Hey! 93 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:04,602 Oh, you're a bit ticklish, aren't you? 94 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:07,672 Just wondering if there's any more lace in the family. 95 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:10,674 Well, toodle-oo0, see you later. 96 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:13,035 Not if I can help it. 97 00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:28,724 Have a nice day. 98 00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:30,954 Thanks. Thanks very much. 99 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:35,831 -Put that down. -Anything to declare? Cigars, cigarettes? 100 00:10:36,002 --> 00:10:37,697 -No. -In any form? 101 00:10:37,871 --> 00:10:40,670 Laces, clocks, watches, jewelry? 102 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:44,606 Anything to declare? Cigars, cigarettes, wines, tobacco? 103 00:10:44,777 --> 00:10:47,007 Saccharin, silk, artificial silk? 104 00:10:55,421 --> 00:10:57,685 -Do you mind coming along with me, sir? -What for? 105 00:10:57,857 --> 00:10:59,848 -It just that you-- -I haven't done a thing. 106 00:11:00,026 --> 00:11:01,755 I haven't done anything. 107 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,663 -Thanks very much, that was fine. -Don't mention it. 108 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,890 -Shall I open me bags? -No, that's all right. 109 00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:08,795 -Fine. -Yes, sir. 110 00:11:08,968 --> 00:11:10,902 -Come on. -Thank you, sir. 111 00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:50,205 The way they talked to me. 112 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:53,375 Anybody would think I was no better than a criminal. 113 00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:57,312 So I am, and a beggar too. 114 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:00,245 They fined me all me money. 115 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,582 English ham roll. 116 00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:06,020 And your mother's dead, and II.... 117 00:12:06,192 --> 00:12:08,024 Don't cry, Father. 118 00:12:08,194 --> 00:12:10,663 Hang it, you've got me too. 119 00:12:11,264 --> 00:12:13,961 If only you hadn't talked to that brute on the boat. 120 00:12:14,133 --> 00:12:16,830 Why? What--? 121 00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:19,438 -Was it him? -Yes. 122 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,941 Oh, what a fool I was. 123 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:23,098 Yes. 124 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:25,745 Well, we're all fools sometimes. 125 00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,779 Only you choose such awkward times. 126 00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:31,110 Well, it's all over now. 127 00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,616 We're together and that's all that matters. 128 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:38,323 Hurry up. Giddap. 129 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:56,733 That dirty dog, to give you away like that. The swine. 130 00:12:56,909 --> 00:12:59,606 I hated his rotten face the minute I saw him. 131 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,840 I'd like to see him again though. I'd give him a smack in the jaw. 132 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:06,281 I'd take hold of that oily black hair of his and-- 133 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:09,085 Anything else you can think of? 134 00:13:09,255 --> 00:13:10,484 Here I am. Now what? 135 00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:13,816 Oh, here, here, here. 136 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,825 You, you, you-- 137 00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:22,860 -And all that beautiful lace that I-- -Here, here, here. 138 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:27,735 -Now, can't we settle this like gentlemen? -You're a spy, a Judas, lowest of the low. 139 00:13:27,907 --> 00:13:30,171 You got sense, shut him up while I explain to you. 140 00:13:30,343 --> 00:13:31,674 Explain? I was taken away-- 141 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:36,239 One civil question. 142 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,646 How much do you say your piece of lace was worth? 143 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,480 -Three thousand francs. -Three thousand francs, 45 pounds. 144 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,884 Thirty you might have got for it. Then the fine-- 145 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:46,219 -Oh, they fined me. -Fifty pounds, am I right? 146 00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:49,487 -Yes. -All right, here you are. 147 00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:52,256 Thirty and 50. That makes 80, don't it? 148 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,698 All right, here it is. 149 00:13:54,867 --> 00:13:56,130 Thirty... 150 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:58,168 ...and 50. 151 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:02,502 And for your inconvenience, let's make it up to the round figure. 152 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:05,637 What do you say to that? 153 00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:08,778 Well, thank you. 154 00:14:08,948 --> 00:14:11,349 -No, thank you. -For what? 155 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,485 Be careful, Father. He's up to something. 156 00:14:13,653 --> 00:14:15,314 Here, just you listen to me. 157 00:14:15,488 --> 00:14:19,186 Next time you wanna run contraband, watch out on the boat for an amateur... 158 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,020 ...who's too free with his tongue. 159 00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:25,028 Having got wise to his little game, pass the information on to a customs officer... 160 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,963 ...who, recognizing you as a man of public spirit... 161 00:14:28,134 --> 00:14:32,196 ...chalks his moniker on your baggage, and there you are with your cargo, duty-free. 162 00:14:34,774 --> 00:14:37,573 Behold the sparklers. 163 00:14:38,845 --> 00:14:42,247 I say! Are they yours? 164 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:46,077 Well, it's a little commission job for a pal of mine. 165 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,117 Oh, what a nerve. 166 00:14:50,490 --> 00:14:53,516 There you are. He's got humor, he's got imagination, he has. 167 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:56,094 I wish I could imagine why you coughed up that money. 168 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:57,491 -You wanna know why? -Yeah. 169 00:14:57,663 --> 00:15:00,360 You're the right sort. Twigged it as I clapped eyes on you. 170 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:04,094 Keen, got plenty of ginger, ain't afraid to do nothing daring. That's you. 171 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:07,001 -Yes, I-- -You could learn things. 172 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:10,438 -Learn what? -Here, who am I? 173 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,806 Jimmy Monkley, gentleman adventurer. 174 00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:14,003 One of the hawks. 175 00:15:14,180 --> 00:15:16,239 "Hawks"? Oh, hawks, hawks. 176 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,748 Yeah, hawks, hawks. The word "hawks." 177 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,819 Sparrows and hawks, that's humanity. 178 00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:25,583 The hawks boss it over the sparrows, that's nature. 179 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,317 Now, you wanna be a sparrow? 180 00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:31,020 Look at them all around you. What are they? Mere slaves. Me? 181 00:15:31,197 --> 00:15:34,030 I'm out to beat the system. I'm free. I see life. 182 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,396 "Easy come, easy go." That's my motto. 183 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:39,504 I'm the fella for taking a chance. Rolling stone. 184 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,470 Yeah, I'm a rolling stone too. 185 00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:45,540 Well, here. Why don't you two come and roll along with me? 186 00:15:45,711 --> 00:15:49,306 -Proper threesome. One for all, all for one. -Like the Three Musketeers. 187 00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:50,779 What do you say, old chap? 188 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:55,114 Can't you see us picking up loose change at Epsom? Having a bit of fun out West? 189 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,881 I'll be a hawk. 190 00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:58,990 All right. How about you, young fella? 191 00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:00,751 Monk, I'm with you. 192 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,079 What's the matter with him? 193 00:16:25,251 --> 00:16:28,448 -Some sort of foreigner, I think. -Yes, I know, but why is he crying? 194 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,214 I don't know, ma'am. 195 00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:33,359 Excuse me. One minute, please. Excuse me. 196 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,589 Excuse me, sir. 197 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:12,691 What's the matter, my lad? You seem in terrible trouble. 198 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:20,972 -Doesn't anyone here speak French? -Excuse me, sir. I speak a little French. 199 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:24,109 Can I be of any assistance? 200 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:27,872 Oh, yes. There seems to be something very much up with this young lad here. 201 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,744 Perhaps you'd be so kind as to get us a few of the details. 202 00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:33,275 Certainly. I'll do my best. 203 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:47,131 He says he's a poor French boy, alone in London. Penniless. 204 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:48,790 Can't speak a word of English. 205 00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,800 Not a word? 206 00:17:52,138 --> 00:17:53,367 Not a word. 207 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:03,743 In Paris, he worked hard to support his old mother. She is very poor. 208 00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:11,924 His father, being a hopeless drunkard, a good-for-nothing thief, who-- 209 00:18:19,832 --> 00:18:22,733 He says he met an Englishman in Paris, promised him employment. 210 00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:26,167 Took his savings, promised to give him work when he got to London. 211 00:18:39,518 --> 00:18:40,849 Well, what happened? 212 00:18:41,020 --> 00:18:43,614 -What did the young fella say? -Go on. What happened? 213 00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:46,019 The Englishman never turned up again. 214 00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:48,490 Dear, dear. This sounds like an infamous racket. 215 00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:52,120 Probably the work of an organized gang. I know what I mean to do. 216 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,198 Here is a pound for you. 217 00:18:56,702 --> 00:18:58,636 Oh, come, come. Take it, my boy, take it. 218 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:01,966 -Good afternoon. -Sir... 219 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,303 ...I should be honored to shake you by the hand. 220 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:07,936 A heart of gold, sir, if ever I saw one in my life. 221 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,907 Oh, come now, old chap. 222 00:19:10,082 --> 00:19:12,710 -I've not always been all I should be. -Well, who has? 223 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:18,153 I welcome this chance to put a little item on the right side of the ledger. Up above. 224 00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:23,022 I mean, one moment. I can't afford to be as generous as you are, sir. 225 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:25,254 But perhaps a little contribution might help. 226 00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:28,128 I say, old chap. That's very decent. Very decent, indeed. 227 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:30,166 Is a couple of bobs any good? 228 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:31,326 Splendid, splendid. 229 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:36,032 I say, we'll show this poor boy what Englishmen really are. 230 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:38,540 -There, will you lend me your hat? -Certainly, sir. 231 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,510 And I'll be glad to start the collection with another pound. 232 00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,742 Well, I'll add a few more shillings, myself, sir. All I can afford. 233 00:19:44,917 --> 00:19:46,248 That's most generous of you. 234 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:49,411 Thank you, sir. That's very kind. That's very kind of you, sir. 235 00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,386 That's very kind. Thank you. 236 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:55,293 Thank you very much. It's very kind of you. 237 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,256 I knew England would come to the assistance of France. 238 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,593 Thank you very much. 239 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:12,702 He's put in a sixpence, and taken out a half a crown. 240 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,710 You dirty little-- 241 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,150 What did you say? 242 00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,479 Not a word? 243 00:20:25,091 --> 00:20:28,117 -Hey. Yeah, what is this? -You little liar, you. 244 00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:30,092 -What is this? -Liar! 245 00:20:30,429 --> 00:20:33,626 Go get him! Go get him! 246 00:20:39,305 --> 00:20:41,603 We had a fine day, didn't we? You and that kid. 247 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:44,539 Spending time teaching that kid all I know and what happens? 248 00:20:44,710 --> 00:20:46,735 Oh, there you are. Come in here. 249 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:50,507 So you must bust out laughing again right at the wrong minute, mustn't you? 250 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:54,586 Keep it up. Keep it up. After tomorrow night, we shan't have a roof over our heads. 251 00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:56,552 I haven't got a hat over mine as it is. 252 00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:58,588 Oh, shut up about your blooming hat. 253 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,318 Me wasting me time with you two. 254 00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,858 I gotta think of something. 255 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,989 We gotta think of something quick. 256 00:21:08,167 --> 00:21:10,261 Now, where's me ideas? Where's me ideas? 257 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,234 -I'm hungry. -And I'm thirsty. 258 00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:13,894 Oh, you two. 259 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,633 -Three eggs and nothing else. -All right, fry them. Make some tea. 260 00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:19,574 Tea? You know what tea does, don't you? 261 00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:21,406 -Shut up. -Worst thing you can drink. 262 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:23,548 Quiet, quiet. Let me think, will you? 263 00:21:23,716 --> 00:21:25,343 Tea. 264 00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:27,312 Now, there's a polly trick. 265 00:21:27,486 --> 00:21:29,614 No, no, that needs capital. 266 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,191 Smash and grab. 267 00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:34,588 That's no good without a car. 268 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,819 Dodge the fox-- 269 00:21:36,996 --> 00:21:39,328 -What, is your egg bad? -No, yours. 270 00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:41,660 Here, now, now, now, don't be so clever. 271 00:21:42,101 --> 00:21:45,298 Got our backs up against a wall. If only I could think of something-- 272 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:48,532 Here, out of my way. If only I could think of something. 273 00:21:48,707 --> 00:21:50,266 Oh, what's happened to me ideas? 274 00:21:50,442 --> 00:21:51,500 They're all bad. 275 00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:54,044 -What's that? -These eggs. 276 00:21:55,014 --> 00:21:58,416 -Here, you know, I might snatch a bag. -Rotten sneaking thing to do. 277 00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:00,245 Why can't we be like Robin Hood? 278 00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:02,683 See this cat burglar? That's what I'd like to do. 279 00:22:02,855 --> 00:22:04,949 Swarm up a drainpipe at the back of a big house. 280 00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:07,092 Scream for help before you were halfway up. 281 00:22:07,259 --> 00:22:08,488 You and your crazy notions. 282 00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:11,494 You got no more sense than a girl. Less, I should say. 283 00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:13,932 We could use a girl for a lot of things. 284 00:22:14,099 --> 00:22:17,125 By Jove, if we only had one. That's a badger game. Fifty things. 285 00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:18,464 Would a girl really help? 286 00:22:18,637 --> 00:22:22,096 Certainly. Take any mug that way. If we had a girl, we'd be on easy street. 287 00:22:22,274 --> 00:22:24,470 Would we? Jimmy, we got a surprise for you. 288 00:22:24,643 --> 00:22:27,977 -What? -"Youth who struck father, released.” 289 00:22:28,147 --> 00:22:31,606 -What's the matter with him? -Oh, I don't know. Something in the paper. 290 00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:34,151 That's what it is about girls. 291 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,512 Show them a little bit of humor, affection and-- 292 00:22:38,324 --> 00:22:39,553 You can handle them proper. 293 00:22:39,725 --> 00:22:42,251 If they get bit too rorty, give them a clip on the ear. 294 00:22:42,428 --> 00:22:44,226 Shove them aside, get yourself another. 295 00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:47,525 If I was a girl, I'd see myself dead before I got mixed up with you. 296 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,930 Don't talk silly. Jimmy, as a matter of fact-- 297 00:22:50,102 --> 00:22:55,336 Besides, girls talk. You wouldn't want all your secrets told, would you, Father? 298 00:22:56,242 --> 00:22:59,576 Now, where's the idea? Where's the idea? 299 00:22:59,945 --> 00:23:01,106 I've got it. 300 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:04,443 Why in the world didn't I think of it before? Why? 301 00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:05,846 We could be on easy street. 302 00:23:06,018 --> 00:23:07,452 -What is it? -Come on, spit it out. 303 00:23:07,620 --> 00:23:10,715 Why don't we all get jobs and go to work? 304 00:23:19,999 --> 00:23:21,797 That kid's gone off his rocker. 305 00:23:21,967 --> 00:23:23,799 Can't he see what work's done to me? 306 00:23:24,403 --> 00:23:27,304 Quiet, quiet. Let me think. Here. 307 00:23:27,506 --> 00:23:29,474 We got our backs right up against a wall. 308 00:23:40,486 --> 00:23:42,250 Knew I could think of something quick. 309 00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,947 -There's life in the old dog yet. -Riches and splendor. 310 00:23:45,124 --> 00:23:47,286 Quiet. We don't want that kid tagging along... 311 00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:49,621 -...and messing this up. -Right you are. 312 00:23:52,031 --> 00:23:55,626 Here, half at moment. If we're gonna enter the haunts of the aristocracy... 313 00:23:55,801 --> 00:23:58,668 -...how can I get in without a hat? -I hadn't thought of it. 314 00:23:58,837 --> 00:24:02,273 Here. Borrow the piano tuner's. Here we are. 315 00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:09,108 How do I look in it? 316 00:24:09,381 --> 00:24:14,148 Like an impresario, and so help me, so you shall be. 317 00:24:14,820 --> 00:24:17,152 -Right. -Right. 318 00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:50,823 Maudie, Maudie. Hey, hey, hey. What you doing? 319 00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:52,583 Come on, give me a kiss, will you? 320 00:24:52,758 --> 00:24:55,284 You are awful. 321 00:24:55,461 --> 00:24:58,328 -What will the other gentleman think? -Don't worry about him. 322 00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:02,195 He's broad-minded, being in the theatrical line, as you can see by his hat. 323 00:25:02,368 --> 00:25:04,200 Mr. Scarlett, Henry... 324 00:25:04,370 --> 00:25:06,168 ...meet Miss Maud Tilt, known as Maudie. 325 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:08,397 How do you do, Mr. Scarlett? 326 00:25:08,574 --> 00:25:10,133 Pleased to meet you, I'm sure. 327 00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:11,936 Oh, no, no, the pleasure's mine. 328 00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:13,909 After being abroad so long... 329 00:25:14,079 --> 00:25:17,845 ...it's a privilege to meet a true English rose. 330 00:25:18,017 --> 00:25:19,883 Without a thorn, Henry, take it from me. 331 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,749 -Oh, you are awful. -Here, here. 332 00:25:22,921 --> 00:25:24,946 Wonderful background here. 333 00:25:25,124 --> 00:25:28,219 Marvelous setting. What atmosphere. 334 00:25:29,128 --> 00:25:31,358 However did you guess I was all on me lonesome... 335 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,498 ...coming to the front door like that? 336 00:25:33,665 --> 00:25:38,125 You see, dear, I read in the newspapers that the honorable Waterhouse and family... 337 00:25:38,303 --> 00:25:40,067 ...were off for a jaunt on the briny. 338 00:25:40,239 --> 00:25:43,766 Just me opportunity, I thought, for you to get acquainted with Mr. Scarlett. 339 00:25:43,942 --> 00:25:46,707 Here. He's organizing concert parties, looking for talent. 340 00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:49,211 Oh, really? 341 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,213 I say, Scarlett, old man. 342 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:52,441 Yes? 343 00:25:52,618 --> 00:25:55,610 Now, now. You've heard many, many beautiful singers, I know. 344 00:25:55,788 --> 00:25:58,951 -Let me tell you, this little girl is the goods. -Really? 345 00:25:59,124 --> 00:26:03,288 She's a peach, a darling, a love. She'll show you what she can do on the piano. 346 00:26:03,462 --> 00:26:06,295 -And you'll thank me, I'm sure. -Oh, what a lovely idea. 347 00:26:06,465 --> 00:26:09,332 -Allow me. -Oh, Maudie. Maudie, here. 348 00:26:09,501 --> 00:26:12,368 -Just a minute. Excuse me, will you, Henry? -Why, certainly. 349 00:26:12,538 --> 00:26:14,472 Now look, I-- 350 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:18,642 I don't like the idea of Mr. Scarlett seeing you like this, you know. 351 00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:21,178 Might affect your contract too. 352 00:26:21,346 --> 00:26:22,745 Here, here. 353 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:25,509 Why don't you borrow one of the missis' Paris gowns, eh? 354 00:26:25,684 --> 00:26:28,449 -Show yourself off a bit, you know. -Well, I might. 355 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:32,056 They suit me a sight better than they do her, I must say. 356 00:26:32,224 --> 00:26:33,623 And look, Maudie... 357 00:26:33,792 --> 00:26:36,159 ...put on a few sparklers too. Do it up proper. 358 00:26:36,328 --> 00:26:37,989 -Here. Henry, old man? -Yes? 359 00:26:38,163 --> 00:26:40,131 Maudie here is gonna put on some glad rags. 360 00:26:40,299 --> 00:26:42,063 Oh, well, can I assist you in any way? 361 00:26:42,234 --> 00:26:44,794 Sometimes you ladies require a little fixing up... 362 00:26:44,970 --> 00:26:49,373 ...during the later stages of /a toilette, n'est-ce pas, Miss Tilt? 363 00:26:49,541 --> 00:26:51,373 Oh, do call me Maudie. 364 00:26:51,543 --> 00:26:54,979 Oh, I'd love to, Maudie. 365 00:27:01,487 --> 00:27:05,981 I hope you're not being bored, Mr. Scarlett, sitting there all on your own. 366 00:27:06,158 --> 00:27:10,026 No. No, no. I'm thinking of you, my dear. 367 00:27:10,195 --> 00:27:13,460 Oh, you ought not to do that, really. 368 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,157 Not as I am now. 369 00:27:15,334 --> 00:27:19,430 Well, if you'll just look in here, you'll see something you never thought of. 370 00:27:19,605 --> 00:27:22,097 Oh, well, I never. 371 00:27:22,274 --> 00:27:26,438 You put his little black velvet breeches on, what he wears at Buckingham Palace. 372 00:27:26,612 --> 00:27:27,943 Well, the fact is, my dear... 373 00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:32,016 ...we professional people never can resist a telling costume. 374 00:27:36,421 --> 00:27:40,119 -Tell me, does it suit me? -You look properly aristocratic. 375 00:27:40,292 --> 00:27:42,727 -I wonder how you look. -Don't you dare. 376 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:45,293 Just a respectful once. Yes. Come on. Just once. 377 00:27:45,464 --> 00:27:46,693 No, no, no. Just once. 378 00:27:48,467 --> 00:27:49,992 Help! 379 00:27:50,169 --> 00:27:52,661 Save me, I'm falling. Help! 380 00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:56,240 Help, it's burglars! We should all be killed! 381 00:27:57,776 --> 00:27:59,904 Help! He's got a gun! 382 00:28:02,414 --> 00:28:04,314 Help! Help! 383 00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:05,847 I'm falling! 384 00:28:06,018 --> 00:28:07,782 Help! 385 00:28:07,953 --> 00:28:11,821 Hey, open this window! Help! 386 00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:14,391 Help! 387 00:28:14,560 --> 00:28:15,857 Why, you little devil. 388 00:28:19,164 --> 00:28:20,996 Oh, Monk-- 389 00:28:21,733 --> 00:28:23,258 Come on in. 390 00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:28,397 -Oh, I thought I could be a cat burglar. -A cat burglar. 391 00:28:28,574 --> 00:28:33,011 -Come on, you two, it's this kid of yours. -It's lucky for you I didn't break my neck. 392 00:28:33,178 --> 00:28:35,203 Yeah, lucky for you I don't break it for you. 393 00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,007 -What is this? -It's that kid again. 394 00:28:37,182 --> 00:28:39,913 -What are you supposed to be? -What is this? 395 00:28:41,053 --> 00:28:43,317 Why, it's little Lord Fauntleroy. 396 00:28:43,488 --> 00:28:44,922 None of that. None of that. 397 00:28:45,624 --> 00:28:47,956 You ought to go down on your knees and apologize. 398 00:28:48,126 --> 00:28:49,594 Frightening this beautiful lady. 399 00:28:49,761 --> 00:28:52,856 -I say, what a fine place this is. -I ought to give him a boot out. 400 00:28:53,031 --> 00:28:58,435 No, let me stay. Oh, why, I've never seen a society lady before. 401 00:28:58,604 --> 00:29:01,039 -Oh, he's such a nice boy. -Oh, thank you, madam. 402 00:29:01,206 --> 00:29:02,230 Don't be hard on him. 403 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:04,842 -Let him stay and have a bite of supper. -No, no, no. 404 00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:08,139 -Please, Henry. -No, no, no. He's not to-- 405 00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:11,142 I'd do anything to please you, dear. 406 00:29:12,684 --> 00:29:15,085 I'm all in me dishabille. I quite forgot. 407 00:29:15,254 --> 00:29:18,747 -Go on down. I'll be with you in a tick. -Come along, Maudie, come along. 408 00:29:18,924 --> 00:29:22,485 -But I say, it's marvelous. Oh, look at this. -Put that down. 409 00:29:22,661 --> 00:29:26,689 Here, Maudie, don't forget what I told you. Plenty of sparklers, you know. 410 00:30:02,567 --> 00:30:04,661 You think you could find a little room for me? 411 00:30:04,836 --> 00:30:07,635 We gotta toddle along. Got a lot of business tomorrow, Henry. 412 00:30:07,806 --> 00:30:10,002 No, no. It isn't midnight. I'm enjoying myself. 413 00:30:10,175 --> 00:30:13,634 I'd have to go upstairs and change, leave the music and the beautiful girl. 414 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:14,904 Oh, don't go. 415 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,048 -We're going already? -Please don't go yet. 416 00:30:17,215 --> 00:30:19,013 -Come on. We gotta say goodbye. -No, no. 417 00:30:19,184 --> 00:30:22,279 -Sorry, Maudie. -She doesn't want me to go, do you? 418 00:30:22,454 --> 00:30:25,515 Why, it's lovely. Let's stay forever. 419 00:30:25,791 --> 00:30:28,522 You've got wonderful things before you with me behind you. 420 00:30:28,694 --> 00:30:32,653 Oh, you are sweet, really you are. I must give you a kiss for that. 421 00:30:32,831 --> 00:30:35,698 -Well, how about a little kiss for uncle? -Oh, you. 422 00:30:35,867 --> 00:30:40,304 Oh, I shall never forget you brought the dear man here. 423 00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:43,634 Here, here, here. 424 00:30:43,809 --> 00:30:46,972 Here. Come on, old man. We've got a lot to do in the morning. 425 00:30:47,145 --> 00:30:48,772 I haven't changed me clothes yet. 426 00:30:48,947 --> 00:30:50,472 Seems too good to be true. 427 00:30:50,649 --> 00:30:53,118 It ain't much of a life, you know, being in service. 428 00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:55,219 Oh, don't worry about that, Maudie. 429 00:30:55,387 --> 00:30:56,752 You won't be here much longer. 430 00:30:56,955 --> 00:31:00,585 No. You'll think of the glitter, the applause, the bouquets, the jewels. 431 00:31:00,759 --> 00:31:02,693 Like these? 432 00:31:02,928 --> 00:31:05,363 -What's the matter, dear? -The missis' pearls. 433 00:31:05,897 --> 00:31:08,889 Pearls out of the shining sea. 434 00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:12,002 And the brooch, where can they be got to? 435 00:31:12,170 --> 00:31:14,798 Oh, what a fool I was to monkey about with them. 436 00:31:14,973 --> 00:31:18,773 Now, now, don't holler before you're hurt. Perhaps you dropped them on the carpet. 437 00:31:18,944 --> 00:31:22,346 Oh, come and help me find them, do. Come and help me find them. 438 00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:27,784 Dive for them. They've gone back into the sea. 439 00:31:27,953 --> 00:31:30,923 I shall lose me place. I shall lose me character. 440 00:31:31,089 --> 00:31:33,183 They'll say I stole them. 441 00:31:33,358 --> 00:31:35,156 They'll send for the police. 442 00:31:35,327 --> 00:31:37,955 -I'm ruined. -Oh, you'll find them all right, Maudie. 443 00:31:38,130 --> 00:31:41,498 -Come on, Henry, let's go home. Come on. -Now, wait a minute. 444 00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:45,660 You're a very silly girl. 445 00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:49,871 -Don't you see what he's done? -Here. What are you getting at? 446 00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:54,444 You think he's a theatrical producer, and you think he's a very good friend... 447 00:31:54,613 --> 00:31:56,843 ...and you think I'm a very nice boy. 448 00:31:57,015 --> 00:31:58,881 Do you know what we are? 449 00:31:59,050 --> 00:32:01,519 He's a crook, and he's a crook-- 450 00:32:02,721 --> 00:32:06,453 And he's a crook. Three bad eggs. 451 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:10,152 And we were all broke this afternoon... 452 00:32:10,328 --> 00:32:12,194 ...into a bowl. 453 00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:14,966 Or was it on the rocks? 454 00:32:15,133 --> 00:32:17,761 Yes, on the rocks... 455 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:22,237 ...where the clean sand is, and sparkling water... 456 00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:24,899 ...and so he stole your pearls. 457 00:32:25,076 --> 00:32:26,441 Oh, Jim. 458 00:32:26,611 --> 00:32:28,705 You ain't ever pinched them from me, have you? 459 00:32:28,880 --> 00:32:30,370 That's it, he's pinched them. 460 00:32:30,549 --> 00:32:33,211 -Goodbye, clean-- -Oh, he's had a drop too much to drink. 461 00:32:33,385 --> 00:32:37,151 -Let's go. I've had enough of this. -So have I. I'm sick of the whole thing. 462 00:32:37,322 --> 00:32:40,758 I thought it was fun at first. I thought it was being like a highwayman. 463 00:32:40,926 --> 00:32:44,590 But when it comes to getting a poor servant girl out of her job... 464 00:32:44,763 --> 00:32:46,094 ...I'm not having any. 465 00:32:46,264 --> 00:32:48,631 I'm sick of the whole thing. 466 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,292 I want the sea. I want the sea. 467 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:54,531 Well, go and drown yourself in it. Nobody's stopping you. 468 00:32:59,544 --> 00:33:02,104 You're gonna give her back those jewels, Jimmy Monkley. 469 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:04,146 -Oh, please, Jim. -It seems a bit hard. 470 00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,478 I haven't got them. You want a smack on the jaw? 471 00:33:06,651 --> 00:33:08,949 I'll hail for a policeman and have you searched. 472 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:12,317 -Now, don't talk like that. -I'll tell them about Marseilles as well. 473 00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:15,586 The way they bring them up nowadays, turn around on their fathers. 474 00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:19,162 -What shall I do? What shall I do? -Oh, shut up. 475 00:33:24,870 --> 00:33:26,099 I mean what I say. 476 00:33:26,271 --> 00:33:29,571 Hand them over or I'll yell the place down. 477 00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:32,743 It's your last chance. 478 00:33:33,945 --> 00:33:34,935 Go on. 479 00:33:35,113 --> 00:33:36,706 Go on, yell your blasted head off. 480 00:33:36,882 --> 00:33:40,375 Help! Police, help! 481 00:33:45,690 --> 00:33:47,852 Oh, Henry. Come with me. 482 00:34:00,005 --> 00:34:03,270 Oh, you are a sport. I don't know how to thank you. 483 00:34:03,441 --> 00:34:06,467 Oh, don't be sloppy. 484 00:34:07,679 --> 00:34:09,169 Don't be angry with me, Jim. 485 00:34:09,347 --> 00:34:12,749 Oh, shut your...big silly mouth. 486 00:34:12,918 --> 00:34:15,182 Go on upstairs and change your clothes. Hurry up. 487 00:34:15,353 --> 00:34:18,948 -Let's go home. Go on. -I'm all right. I'm all right. 488 00:34:19,124 --> 00:34:23,152 Now there ain't going to be any concert party after all. 489 00:34:23,328 --> 00:34:27,390 -I wouldn't have believed it of you. -l couldn't help it, my dear, really. 490 00:34:27,566 --> 00:34:32,732 Now I shall have to stay here, slaving away, instead of performing by the sea. 491 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,133 The sea, but-- 492 00:34:34,673 --> 00:34:38,701 But we must perform by the sea. 493 00:34:39,611 --> 00:34:42,376 We've given back the jewels. Let's keep our word as well. 494 00:34:42,547 --> 00:34:46,142 Let's be a concert party and give shows around all the little seaside towns. 495 00:34:46,318 --> 00:34:48,218 Oh, really? Do you really mean it? 496 00:34:48,386 --> 00:34:51,321 Are you both barmy? Where's your capital? 497 00:34:51,489 --> 00:34:53,753 Oh, but we can manage it somehow. 498 00:34:53,925 --> 00:34:57,452 Well, I've got me savings, Jim. You can have what I've got and welcome. 499 00:34:57,629 --> 00:35:00,462 I drink to your generosity, Maudie, my love. 500 00:35:00,632 --> 00:35:04,034 -We could hire a caravan. -l1 propose the health of the little caravan. 501 00:35:04,202 --> 00:35:06,671 And take all our scenery around on a trailer behind. 502 00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:08,272 And the little trailer as well. 503 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,239 And cook over a campfire, and sleep under the stars. 504 00:35:11,409 --> 00:35:15,004 All summer with the cornfields and the sea. 505 00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:18,844 Oh, come on, Monk, join in. 506 00:35:19,017 --> 00:35:22,544 Yeah, perhaps I will. Perhaps you've hit upon something for once. 507 00:35:23,488 --> 00:35:26,321 We'll go by the sea. 508 00:36:25,984 --> 00:36:29,852 Lots of fresh air, plenty of peace and quiet, and a good appetite. 509 00:36:30,055 --> 00:36:33,047 If only we had a couple more bottles of beer, we'd be in clover. 510 00:36:33,224 --> 00:36:36,285 Still, there's higher things. 511 00:36:37,162 --> 00:36:39,290 Come on, Maudie, help me wash up. 512 00:36:39,464 --> 00:36:42,058 I gotta keep my hands nice to attract the public. 513 00:36:42,233 --> 00:36:44,827 -I'll keep you company, though. -I'll carry that for you. 514 00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:47,563 -Mind that bit of wood. -I gotta go bye-bye, baby. 515 00:36:47,739 --> 00:36:49,298 All right. 516 00:36:49,874 --> 00:36:51,501 Mind your step. 517 00:36:52,343 --> 00:36:53,606 There's a girl. 518 00:36:53,778 --> 00:36:56,110 Well, well, hubby. 519 00:36:56,514 --> 00:36:59,040 How's married life treating you, eh? 520 00:37:01,286 --> 00:37:03,152 Well, now, tell me something. 521 00:37:03,321 --> 00:37:05,756 -Is it all it's cracked up to be? -Now, now, don't. 522 00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,483 Don't take that tone, old man. 523 00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:10,253 You're talking about something sacred. 524 00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:14,799 I say, isn't this a lark? 525 00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:16,127 Not half. 526 00:37:16,301 --> 00:37:18,326 "Enjoy yourself." That's my motto. 527 00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:21,871 You're only young once, I always say. 528 00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:29,812 But you mustn't be too young. 529 00:37:32,851 --> 00:37:34,717 When are you going to grow some whiskers? 530 00:37:34,886 --> 00:37:37,787 Your face is as smooth as a girl's. 531 00:37:38,656 --> 00:37:42,058 Still, you'll be bristly soon enough, don't you worry. 532 00:37:42,227 --> 00:37:44,753 Well, I intend to grow a mustache in a year or two. 533 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:47,330 Oh, you won't half look a nut. 534 00:37:47,499 --> 00:37:49,991 What you gonna have, a Charlie Chaplin? 535 00:37:50,168 --> 00:37:52,136 No, one of those thin ones. 536 00:37:52,303 --> 00:37:54,431 Like Ronald Colman. 537 00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:56,973 Here. Where's me eyebrow pencil? 538 00:37:57,142 --> 00:37:59,702 Let's see how it will look on you. 539 00:38:05,383 --> 00:38:07,112 I wanna get it like Ronald Colman. 540 00:38:07,285 --> 00:38:08,946 -No. -Hold still now. Wait a minute. 541 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,556 -I'm still. -Look at that. On the edges there. 542 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,457 Oh, I say, that's marvelous. 543 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:23,397 I say. I wonder what it would be like to kiss anybody with a mustache like that? 544 00:38:23,568 --> 00:38:25,969 -I don't know. -Let's try. 545 00:38:27,172 --> 00:38:28,731 What do you wanna do that for? 546 00:38:28,907 --> 00:38:31,774 Don't you like kissing? It's high time you had some practice. 547 00:38:31,943 --> 00:38:34,037 -Let me show you. -No. 548 00:38:34,212 --> 00:38:36,579 I've got a girl already. 549 00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:41,282 Hello, ducky. 550 00:38:41,452 --> 00:38:44,513 Well, lovey-dovey, how goes it, eh? 551 00:38:47,892 --> 00:38:51,385 It must be the fresh air. I never felt so ready for bed in all my life. 552 00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:53,588 I've just been dreaming a bit of you. 553 00:38:53,765 --> 00:38:56,063 No, have you? Go on. 554 00:38:56,234 --> 00:38:58,999 Oh, and I just hate to leave my little angel sugar drop. 555 00:38:59,170 --> 00:39:01,537 Sugar drop loves her baby man. 556 00:39:01,706 --> 00:39:06,610 And nickle-wickle Sylvester wants to knock your fatsy-watsy heads together. 557 00:39:07,412 --> 00:39:09,244 Love. 558 00:39:21,593 --> 00:39:24,119 Oh, there you are. About time we turned in, isn't it? 559 00:39:24,295 --> 00:39:26,263 -Where's your tent? -My what? 560 00:39:26,431 --> 00:39:28,331 We'd arranged for you to sleep in a tent. 561 00:39:28,499 --> 00:39:30,058 Oh, catch me. 562 00:39:30,235 --> 00:39:32,431 All right. I'll sleep in it, then. Where is it? 563 00:39:32,604 --> 00:39:33,833 There ain't no tent. 564 00:39:34,005 --> 00:39:35,734 No, if you must know, I-- 565 00:39:35,907 --> 00:39:37,432 Well, I put the money on a horse. 566 00:39:37,609 --> 00:39:39,873 -You what? -There's plenty of room for both of us. 567 00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:42,741 Go on. Get your pajamas. Let's get curled up. 568 00:39:43,348 --> 00:39:44,611 But-- But-- 569 00:39:44,782 --> 00:39:47,479 "But-- But--" What? 570 00:39:48,019 --> 00:39:50,681 -I'm afraid I snore. -Oh, well, I'll cure you of that. 571 00:39:50,855 --> 00:39:53,449 I'll give you a clump on the head every time I hear you. 572 00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:54,956 Yeah, but I kick too. 573 00:39:55,126 --> 00:39:56,958 Never mind about that. 574 00:39:57,128 --> 00:39:58,789 You know, it's a bit nippy tonight. 575 00:39:58,963 --> 00:40:01,022 You'll make a proper little hot water bottle. 576 00:40:01,199 --> 00:40:05,067 No, no. I'm stuffy. It's dizzy.... 577 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:10,367 Here, what's the matter with you? I took a bath last Saturday night. 578 00:40:33,031 --> 00:40:36,092 Hello, hello We're going to start our show 579 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:39,134 And if you'll only put us to the test 580 00:40:39,304 --> 00:40:42,171 In comedy and drama Song and dance as well 581 00:40:42,340 --> 00:40:45,105 The Pink Pierrots Will try to do their best 582 00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:48,211 I am the comic of the show With laughter, song and jest 583 00:40:48,379 --> 00:40:53,818 I'll try and entertain you all I'll introduce the rest 584 00:40:53,985 --> 00:40:57,011 To aid that comic is my job And then if you approve 585 00:40:57,188 --> 00:41:01,216 A poem [I'll recite to you Just any one you choose 586 00:41:01,392 --> 00:41:04,259 In me you see the baritone In fact I'm everything 587 00:41:04,429 --> 00:41:09,833 I play for all the other three And then I have to sing 588 00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:12,993 In me you see the sweet soubrette For you I'll sing and dance 589 00:41:13,171 --> 00:41:17,802 I'll sing a little melody If you'll just give me a chance 590 00:42:15,666 --> 00:42:19,466 Ladies and gentlemen, and that group of fake artists over there on the boat-- 591 00:42:19,637 --> 00:42:22,004 I mean you, the man who makes a girl cry. 592 00:42:22,173 --> 00:42:23,299 --shut up! 593 00:42:25,443 --> 00:42:27,775 If you think you're so much cleverer than we are... 594 00:42:27,945 --> 00:42:29,811 ...get up here and do a turn yourself. 595 00:42:42,126 --> 00:42:44,561 Well, all the same. 596 00:42:44,729 --> 00:42:47,426 -I owe an apology to our friends here. -I should think so. 597 00:42:47,598 --> 00:42:51,364 I assure you, I had no intention of distressing this charming young lady. 598 00:42:51,536 --> 00:42:55,302 I laughed only at the sad thought that if indeed I wanted a kiss from her... 599 00:42:55,473 --> 00:42:57,464 ...there was so little hope of my getting it. 600 00:42:57,642 --> 00:43:00,839 Oh, don't say that. 601 00:43:01,012 --> 00:43:02,002 Here, here, here. 602 00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:05,673 That's not the sort of entertainment we want here, is it? 603 00:43:05,850 --> 00:43:09,343 And as for this young man who taught me a lesson that I badly needed... 604 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,852 ...I beg him to shake hands with me. 605 00:43:12,023 --> 00:43:15,357 My dear fellow, I beg your pardon. 606 00:43:17,728 --> 00:43:19,253 Ladies and gentlemen... 607 00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:22,889 ...having had a liberal sample of our friend's humor here... 608 00:43:23,067 --> 00:43:26,298 ...we'll return to the business of giving entertainment, one and all. 609 00:43:26,471 --> 00:43:28,565 I introduce to you, Mr. Sylvester Scarletto... 610 00:43:28,739 --> 00:43:32,903 ...singing "The Winkle on the Boarding House Floor." Mr. Sylvester Scarletto. 611 00:43:33,077 --> 00:43:35,045 Don't stop and listen to this. 612 00:43:35,213 --> 00:43:36,305 Why not? 613 00:43:36,481 --> 00:43:38,381 Well, it's horrible. 614 00:43:38,549 --> 00:43:41,780 All right. Look here, I like you. 615 00:43:41,953 --> 00:43:45,583 Come up to my studio after the show, let's make a party, eh? Bring your pals. 616 00:43:45,756 --> 00:43:48,987 Ask for Michael Fane, anybody'll show you. 617 00:43:56,934 --> 00:43:59,631 What's the matter with you both? Don't you think it's fine? 618 00:43:59,804 --> 00:44:01,898 -What? -Why, to be in an orchard... 619 00:44:02,073 --> 00:44:04,508 ...with singing and laughing and dancing and wine... 620 00:44:04,675 --> 00:44:07,144 ...and the smell of the wet grass, all in the moonlight. 621 00:44:12,483 --> 00:44:14,474 Grab him. 622 00:44:18,556 --> 00:44:20,684 Here's to you. 623 00:44:40,077 --> 00:44:42,705 Here, here, here. What do you think you're doing? 624 00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:45,505 Look at him, will you? 625 00:44:45,683 --> 00:44:48,744 -What time do you make it? -Here. 626 00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:01,961 You know, there's something about you. 627 00:45:02,500 --> 00:45:06,437 Well, as a matter of fact... 628 00:45:06,604 --> 00:45:09,369 ...I'm not-- 629 00:45:12,643 --> 00:45:14,111 -Hello. -Hello, darling. 630 00:45:14,278 --> 00:45:16,576 -I'm so glad to see you. -I'm glad you're here. 631 00:45:21,619 --> 00:45:22,882 Pleased to see you. 632 00:45:23,054 --> 00:45:26,422 Lily, girl. Well, come to my party. Come here. 633 00:45:26,924 --> 00:45:29,325 Look at all these people waiting to meet you. 634 00:45:41,405 --> 00:45:44,102 Come on, come on, I've got your friends up.... 635 00:45:44,275 --> 00:45:46,903 And they sold all my nice furniture. 636 00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:48,739 Oh, no, too bad. 637 00:45:48,913 --> 00:45:51,746 Betty asked me down. Her parents live down here, so I came. 638 00:45:52,383 --> 00:45:53,976 And how long do you stay? 639 00:45:54,151 --> 00:45:58,782 Till Betty's too dull perhaps, or her parents are too shocked... 640 00:45:58,956 --> 00:46:00,754 ...or I am too bored. 641 00:46:00,925 --> 00:46:03,155 Oh, don't get bored too soon. 642 00:46:03,327 --> 00:46:05,591 It's marvelous having you here. 643 00:46:12,870 --> 00:46:15,532 -What's this? -Oh, Maudie. 644 00:46:15,706 --> 00:46:17,970 I love you, Maudie. Don't-- 645 00:46:18,142 --> 00:46:20,577 Don't do it. 646 00:46:28,386 --> 00:46:30,855 Maudie. 647 00:46:31,455 --> 00:46:33,219 -She will. -No. 648 00:46:33,391 --> 00:46:37,521 -She will do it. -No, no, no. She mustn't. 649 00:46:37,695 --> 00:46:40,892 I can't stand it, I tell you. 650 00:46:41,966 --> 00:46:45,266 Here, duckie, say he follows her about. 651 00:46:45,436 --> 00:46:47,768 Say she's gonna run off with him. 652 00:46:49,340 --> 00:46:51,741 -He follows her. -No. 653 00:46:51,909 --> 00:46:53,399 -He follows her. -No. 654 00:46:53,577 --> 00:46:56,478 -And soon she run away. -No, no, no. 655 00:46:56,647 --> 00:46:57,910 No, she mustn't. 656 00:46:58,082 --> 00:47:00,312 Torturing me life after driving me mad. 657 00:47:00,484 --> 00:47:03,351 Is that your idea of a joke? Here, Father. 658 00:47:03,521 --> 00:47:06,718 Come on, Father. It's all right. 659 00:47:06,891 --> 00:47:08,950 Where am I? 660 00:47:12,129 --> 00:47:13,756 -I had such a nightmare. I-- -Yes. 661 00:47:13,931 --> 00:47:16,992 I dreamt that I was-- Maudie. 662 00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:19,762 -Where is she? -She's gone home. She's gone home early. 663 00:47:19,937 --> 00:47:22,338 -Is this Maudie in a costume, also? -Yes, yes, yes. 664 00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:24,235 -But look here. -What you laughing at? 665 00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:27,971 You saw her. 666 00:47:28,145 --> 00:47:29,579 -No, she didn't. -Yes, yes. 667 00:47:29,747 --> 00:47:32,239 Carrying on with some fellow. 668 00:47:33,718 --> 00:47:35,709 No, no, you. You're just playing a joke. 669 00:47:35,886 --> 00:47:37,411 Come on, Father, let's go-- 670 00:47:37,588 --> 00:47:41,149 Oh, so you've woken up, lovey-dovey. 671 00:47:41,325 --> 00:47:43,521 I just thought I'd go for a bit of a stroll. 672 00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:45,287 You brazen baggage. 673 00:47:45,463 --> 00:47:47,397 You were with him. She saw you. 674 00:47:47,565 --> 00:47:50,535 -What a wicked lie. -Yes, of course it's a lie, Father. 675 00:47:50,701 --> 00:47:53,898 You shouldn't be so rude, such a pretty boy. 676 00:47:54,071 --> 00:47:55,436 No, no. Really, I say.... 677 00:47:55,606 --> 00:47:57,904 But darling, I said nothing. 678 00:47:58,075 --> 00:48:02,069 But if you will have it, he had an eyeglass and a mustache. 679 00:48:02,646 --> 00:48:04,774 There you are. That is him. Oh, I could-- 680 00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:08,549 Oh, dear. Come on, stop it. Stop it. Come on. 681 00:48:13,758 --> 00:48:16,022 No, no, no. 682 00:48:21,065 --> 00:48:22,760 Stop all this nonsense! 683 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:25,799 Well, well, well. Here, 2-to-1 on the skirt. 684 00:48:25,970 --> 00:48:27,460 -Now, come on. -Get them apart. 685 00:48:27,638 --> 00:48:30,164 Don't. Don't stop them. I adore the fight. 686 00:48:30,341 --> 00:48:32,867 Adore that, then, you old mischief-making cat. 687 00:48:33,043 --> 00:48:37,002 -I'll hit her again. -You little guttersnipe, get out of here. 688 00:48:37,181 --> 00:48:39,513 You don't need to help me out of here. I can walk. 689 00:48:39,683 --> 00:48:42,880 You get out of here, go on. Come on, the rest of you, get out of here. 690 00:48:43,053 --> 00:48:44,851 Oh, well, I'm afraid I must go now. 691 00:48:45,022 --> 00:48:46,456 Goodbye. 692 00:48:46,624 --> 00:48:50,219 --back to the sands where we belong. It's better than here, anyway. 693 00:48:51,862 --> 00:48:54,991 -Get on, get along. -Oh, don't worry about us. We'll go. 694 00:48:55,166 --> 00:48:57,430 -Come on. -Oh, keep quiet. 695 00:48:57,601 --> 00:49:02,038 -Get your hands off me. -Come on! 696 00:49:02,206 --> 00:49:04,641 Come on, you two. Don't give them another free show. 697 00:49:04,809 --> 00:49:07,073 That's all they want from us. 698 00:49:10,414 --> 00:49:11,540 Such a clown. 699 00:49:11,715 --> 00:49:13,240 Well, he was a jolly old clown... 700 00:49:13,417 --> 00:49:15,818 ...and now he's a miserable one, thanks to you. 701 00:49:15,986 --> 00:49:18,250 You've made a nice boy behave like a little swine. 702 00:49:18,422 --> 00:49:21,357 Oh, you've got no feeling for a little joke. 703 00:49:21,525 --> 00:49:23,220 -Disgrace the lot of us. -Shut up. 704 00:49:23,394 --> 00:49:25,021 -In front of the gentry. -Gentry. 705 00:49:25,196 --> 00:49:28,131 And she ain't no better than she should be, by the looks of her. 706 00:49:28,299 --> 00:49:30,859 I hate the sight of her. And he-- He's as bad. 707 00:49:31,035 --> 00:49:33,561 Take it from me, it don't do to step out of your class. 708 00:49:39,176 --> 00:49:41,577 Well, well, well. It's a pretty fast piece of skirt. 709 00:49:41,745 --> 00:49:43,213 Why, the nerve! 710 00:49:43,380 --> 00:49:47,146 -I like the way that car goes. It's all right. -Did you see the way she was going? 711 00:49:47,318 --> 00:49:49,912 -Did you hurt yourself, lovey? -I hurt my leg, I think. 712 00:49:50,087 --> 00:49:51,077 The dirty road hog. 713 00:49:51,255 --> 00:49:54,384 -Did you see the way she was going? -Come on, hold onto me, dear.... 714 00:50:18,883 --> 00:50:20,681 Hey, who's that? 715 00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:24,378 Please, it's me. 716 00:50:29,860 --> 00:50:31,521 I came to say I was sorry. 717 00:50:31,695 --> 00:50:33,857 Oh, so you should be. 718 00:50:34,698 --> 00:50:36,723 Yes, I know. 719 00:50:38,936 --> 00:50:42,804 Would you mind if I said goodbye? 720 00:50:43,741 --> 00:50:44,765 Not at all. 721 00:50:45,809 --> 00:50:47,470 Well... 722 00:50:47,811 --> 00:50:50,371 -...goodbye. -Goodbye. 723 00:50:51,048 --> 00:50:54,416 I can't imagine why I acted like that tonight. 724 00:50:54,585 --> 00:50:56,576 I hadn't any right ever to come here. I-- 725 00:50:56,754 --> 00:50:58,085 I thought I had. 726 00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:02,523 But no... 727 00:51:03,193 --> 00:51:05,753 ...you were right to chuck me out. 728 00:51:05,930 --> 00:51:10,731 Everything was so lovely and I made it horrible. 729 00:51:10,901 --> 00:51:13,370 I'm cheap. I'm loud-mouthed. 730 00:51:13,537 --> 00:51:16,336 I can't control myself, I never could. 731 00:51:16,507 --> 00:51:21,502 But poor old thing, he goes mad with jealousy, and.... 732 00:51:21,679 --> 00:51:23,670 And so.... 733 00:51:23,847 --> 00:51:25,542 Well... 734 00:51:28,552 --> 00:51:29,951 Goodbye. 735 00:51:31,055 --> 00:51:33,888 -Here, wait a minute. -Oh, I-- 736 00:51:34,258 --> 00:51:37,387 I brought some money to pay for the things we broke. 737 00:51:38,262 --> 00:51:40,128 It's all I've got. 738 00:51:40,297 --> 00:51:41,924 I hope it's enough. 739 00:51:42,099 --> 00:51:43,828 Here you are. 740 00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:47,571 Here, come on up. 741 00:51:47,738 --> 00:51:49,900 Come on. Come on up. 742 00:51:52,643 --> 00:51:54,202 Now, look here. I know I'm right. 743 00:51:54,378 --> 00:51:55,971 You are an exceedingly nice boy. 744 00:51:56,146 --> 00:51:59,411 But in heaven's name, why did you allow yourself to hit a woman? 745 00:52:01,685 --> 00:52:04,450 Well, you don't understand. 746 00:52:04,622 --> 00:52:07,990 If you understood, you wouldn't think it was so bad of me. 747 00:52:08,158 --> 00:52:10,252 You see... 748 00:52:10,628 --> 00:52:11,720 ...I'm not-- 749 00:52:11,895 --> 00:52:15,627 Oh, of course. You're not gonna see your father treated like that. I understand. 750 00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:17,426 Miss Doubetzsky was in the wrong. 751 00:52:17,601 --> 00:52:21,435 -Oh, that's all right. -She's a strange girl. 752 00:52:21,605 --> 00:52:24,267 She's a Russian, you know. An exile. 753 00:52:24,441 --> 00:52:27,843 Just lives for one sensation after another. 754 00:52:28,012 --> 00:52:31,505 Oh, well, let's forget about it, shall we? 755 00:52:32,650 --> 00:52:33,947 We'll have a drink? 756 00:52:34,118 --> 00:52:35,643 -No, no, thank you, I-- -No? 757 00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:37,218 No. 758 00:52:39,023 --> 00:52:42,459 Women, women. They always mess things up. 759 00:52:42,626 --> 00:52:44,219 Yes, I hate women too. 760 00:52:44,395 --> 00:52:48,127 I just wanna forget they exist, don't you? 761 00:52:48,332 --> 00:52:50,733 Well, I had the same thought just before you came in. 762 00:52:50,901 --> 00:52:53,165 But I don't know. 763 00:52:53,337 --> 00:52:55,704 Let's be reasonable, Sylvester, let us be just. 764 00:52:55,873 --> 00:52:59,070 Which would you rather? Spend the day with a duke... 765 00:52:59,243 --> 00:53:02,406 ...a great artist, an explorer, or a really pretty girl, huh? 766 00:53:02,579 --> 00:53:04,843 Why, I'd choose the great artist, of course. 767 00:53:05,015 --> 00:53:09,145 Oh, more fool you. I'd plug for the pretty girl every time. 768 00:53:14,625 --> 00:53:17,117 I say.... 769 00:53:17,895 --> 00:53:21,229 I know what it is that gives me a queer feeling when I look at you. 770 00:53:21,398 --> 00:53:24,925 There's something in you to be painted. 771 00:53:27,004 --> 00:53:28,870 Yes, that's what it must be. 772 00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:30,632 Look, will you come and sit for me? 773 00:53:30,808 --> 00:53:33,300 Will 1? I'll sit for you till my bones crack. 774 00:53:33,477 --> 00:53:36,412 They'll crack all right. Here's something to clinch the bargain. 775 00:53:36,580 --> 00:53:39,277 -Oh, no. -Go on, take it. 776 00:53:40,718 --> 00:53:42,914 Well, come over about teatime tomorrow. 777 00:53:43,087 --> 00:53:47,183 And you might bring your costume with you. 778 00:53:48,258 --> 00:53:50,625 All right, sure. I-- 779 00:53:52,096 --> 00:53:53,154 Yes, I-- 780 00:53:53,330 --> 00:53:56,698 I suppose I had better go. 781 00:53:57,101 --> 00:54:00,560 Or you can bed down here if you want to. 782 00:54:00,804 --> 00:54:02,169 No, I can't. 783 00:54:02,339 --> 00:54:04,307 Suit yourself. 784 00:54:07,111 --> 00:54:08,237 Light out? 785 00:54:08,412 --> 00:54:09,573 Oh, thanks. 786 00:54:09,747 --> 00:54:12,307 Do you want me to open the door for you? 787 00:54:12,483 --> 00:54:15,009 No, no. I.... 788 00:54:16,453 --> 00:54:18,922 I like the window. 789 00:54:19,990 --> 00:54:21,480 Well... 790 00:54:22,059 --> 00:54:24,926 -Good night. -Good night. 791 00:54:52,556 --> 00:54:55,457 -Will our clothes be safe? -Well, of course. 792 00:55:06,136 --> 00:55:08,230 Come along, Edith. 793 00:55:08,405 --> 00:55:10,464 I'm coming. 794 00:55:12,843 --> 00:55:14,311 Wait for me. 795 00:55:14,945 --> 00:55:16,913 Hey, wait for me. 796 00:56:26,850 --> 00:56:28,750 Mr. Fane. 797 00:56:34,191 --> 00:56:35,488 Mr. Fane. 798 00:56:35,659 --> 00:56:38,629 Is that you, Sylvester? Come in. 799 00:56:38,795 --> 00:56:40,524 May I? 800 00:56:42,599 --> 00:56:43,964 Shan't be a moment. 801 00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:47,536 Been picking apples and thought I'd have a bath. 802 00:56:47,704 --> 00:56:51,834 Yeah, come on in. Let's see how that costume locks by daylight. 803 00:56:52,843 --> 00:56:54,868 I haven't got it on yet. 804 00:56:55,045 --> 00:56:57,571 Well, get into it. 805 00:56:57,748 --> 00:57:00,308 I say, can you see my trousers out there? 806 00:57:00,484 --> 00:57:02,452 You might bring them in to me. 807 00:57:02,619 --> 00:57:04,280 No, I can't see them. 808 00:57:04,454 --> 00:57:06,445 Oh, well, never mind. 809 00:57:06,623 --> 00:57:08,887 I'll come out for them. 810 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:11,418 No. 811 00:57:11,595 --> 00:57:14,326 Hey, what in the name of--? 812 00:57:14,498 --> 00:57:17,490 Oh, you're not undressed, are you, Mr. Fane? 813 00:57:17,668 --> 00:57:19,261 What? 814 00:57:20,103 --> 00:57:23,073 Good heavens, boy. What are you up to? 815 00:57:23,473 --> 00:57:27,876 Oh, I see, you're really a girl. 816 00:57:28,045 --> 00:57:33,006 I wondered why I was talking to you as I did. 817 00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:40,587 Oh, I say, I hope I didn't say anything to you I shouldn't have. 818 00:57:43,327 --> 00:57:48,060 Well, well, who would have thought I wouldn't know a girl when I saw one? 819 00:57:48,231 --> 00:57:50,359 Come on, sit down, you oddity. 820 00:57:50,534 --> 00:57:52,901 Sit down, you crowing hen. 821 00:57:53,070 --> 00:57:55,198 You freak of nature. 822 00:57:55,372 --> 00:57:57,898 Sit down, let's have a look at you. 823 00:58:03,547 --> 00:58:06,915 What--? What is so funny? What is so funny? 824 00:58:07,084 --> 00:58:09,781 The way you stick out your legs. 825 00:58:09,953 --> 00:58:12,012 Well, I didn't ask you to look at them. 826 00:58:12,189 --> 00:58:14,521 Oh, don't be angry. Don't be angry. 827 00:58:14,691 --> 00:58:16,750 Oh, what a Pierrot party. 828 00:58:16,927 --> 00:58:18,861 What a prize package. 829 00:58:19,029 --> 00:58:21,691 Oh, I shall die. 830 00:58:21,865 --> 00:58:23,594 Well, I'll go and spare your life. 831 00:58:23,767 --> 00:58:25,599 No, don't, don't. I'm sorry. 832 00:58:25,769 --> 00:58:26,930 Have I offended you? 833 00:58:27,104 --> 00:58:29,095 Come, come, I didn't mean it. 834 00:58:29,272 --> 00:58:30,262 There. 835 00:58:30,440 --> 00:58:32,568 You're a jolly girl. 836 00:58:33,877 --> 00:58:35,675 A pretty girl too. 837 00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:37,914 No. No. 838 00:58:38,081 --> 00:58:40,413 Chuck it, I say. 839 00:58:42,452 --> 00:58:44,716 A vixen, eh? 840 00:58:46,556 --> 00:58:48,285 I'm sorry. 841 00:58:48,859 --> 00:58:51,191 I didn't mean to hit you. 842 00:58:53,130 --> 00:58:55,963 I'm rude and rough and clumsy. 843 00:58:56,133 --> 00:58:58,932 I should have stayed as a boy. It's all I'm fit for. 844 00:58:59,102 --> 00:59:02,333 Oh, no, no. Who wants more hobbledehoys in the world? 845 00:59:02,506 --> 00:59:04,907 Whereas there's always room for another pretty girl. 846 00:59:05,075 --> 00:59:07,134 You're all right. Why, you're charming. 847 00:59:07,310 --> 00:59:08,937 Oh, yes. 848 00:59:09,112 --> 00:59:10,546 Yes, yes. 849 00:59:10,714 --> 00:59:12,375 My hair's charming, I suppose. 850 00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:14,017 It's very amusing. 851 00:59:14,184 --> 00:59:16,778 Yes. My freckles, they're amusing too. 852 00:59:16,953 --> 00:59:18,785 Look at them. 853 00:59:19,423 --> 00:59:20,481 And the way I stand. 854 00:59:20,657 --> 00:59:22,819 Yes, you're nice from your head to your toes. 855 00:59:22,993 --> 00:59:25,758 My toes, why, they're squeezed to death in these shoes. 856 00:59:25,929 --> 00:59:27,419 Oh, dear. Big feet, eh? 857 00:59:27,597 --> 00:59:29,326 I should say I have. And this dress-- 858 00:59:29,499 --> 00:59:31,900 I keep wanting to put my hands in my trouser pockets. 859 00:59:32,069 --> 00:59:34,060 -I don't know what to do with them. -Well... 860 00:59:34,237 --> 00:59:37,104 ...why don't you give them five rounds with a nailbrush? 861 00:59:37,274 --> 00:59:38,639 What? 862 00:59:46,149 --> 00:59:47,639 Poor child. 863 00:59:47,818 --> 00:59:50,253 So I hurt her feelings, did 1? 864 00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:52,752 I said the sort of thing she was saying herself... 865 00:59:52,923 --> 00:59:56,757 ...and she don't like it. 866 00:59:58,495 --> 01:00:00,463 I'm sorry. I'm just a fool. 867 01:00:00,630 --> 01:00:02,564 Well, of course you're a fool. 868 01:00:02,732 --> 01:00:03,995 But I'll tell you the cure. 869 01:00:04,167 --> 01:00:06,636 You've got to learn the tricks of the trade. 870 01:00:06,803 --> 01:00:08,293 Tricks? Not me. 871 01:00:08,472 --> 01:00:11,339 Well, men will play tricks on you, so you better be armed. 872 01:00:11,508 --> 01:00:12,498 Now, listen to me. 873 01:00:12,676 --> 01:00:16,874 Don't squeak and squeal about your freckles and your hair all the time. 874 01:00:17,047 --> 01:00:19,448 Remember, you're a very charming person. 875 01:00:19,616 --> 01:00:20,674 Oh, no. 876 01:00:20,851 --> 01:00:22,842 You are. 877 01:00:23,019 --> 01:00:25,078 I say so. 878 01:00:25,255 --> 01:00:27,246 And all the funny bits are charming too. 879 01:00:27,424 --> 01:00:30,689 -They're the spice. -You're-- You're just saying that. 880 01:00:30,861 --> 01:00:33,558 Oh, don't be coy. 881 01:00:33,730 --> 01:00:35,220 Don't be coy. 882 01:00:35,398 --> 01:00:36,524 I'm not. 883 01:00:36,700 --> 01:00:38,998 -Yes, you are. -You're a liar. 884 01:00:39,970 --> 01:00:41,529 Temper, temper. 885 01:00:49,312 --> 01:00:52,407 Oh, you'll make a sophisticated young lady, all right. 886 01:00:52,582 --> 01:00:56,712 You'll soon play the game like all the rest of them of your sex. 887 01:00:56,887 --> 01:00:59,288 You'll take our compliments for granted. You'll lie. 888 01:00:59,456 --> 01:01:01,550 You'll tease. You'll pretend indifference. 889 01:01:01,725 --> 01:01:04,786 Pretend you're fond of somebody else. 890 01:01:05,162 --> 01:01:07,221 -Is that good? -Oh, certainly. 891 01:01:07,397 --> 01:01:12,062 And you'll refuse our kisses as before, only a little more gracefully. 892 01:01:13,436 --> 01:01:16,770 I've missed my chance, haven't I? 893 01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:18,901 Oh, I think I better go. 894 01:01:20,177 --> 01:01:22,009 Not on your life. 895 01:01:22,179 --> 01:01:24,409 -Beginners have a second shot. -What do you mean? 896 01:01:24,581 --> 01:01:26,709 -We'll do it all over again, shall we? -Really? 897 01:01:26,883 --> 01:01:29,511 Come on, out you go and in you come again. 898 01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:32,053 -You are a sport. -And remember-- 899 01:01:32,222 --> 01:01:34,554 I'll remember to be... 900 01:01:35,492 --> 01:01:37,017 ...a what-you-said young lady. 901 01:01:37,194 --> 01:01:39,162 We'll dispense with the bathroom episode. 902 01:01:39,329 --> 01:01:40,797 And with some of your laughter. 903 01:01:40,964 --> 01:01:44,059 But not with the first kiss. That's my fee. 904 01:01:45,669 --> 01:01:47,137 Come on, come on. Are you ready? 905 01:01:47,304 --> 01:01:49,773 -Yes, yes. -All right, come on. 906 01:02:06,590 --> 01:02:08,251 Are you there, Mr. Fane? 907 01:02:08,425 --> 01:02:11,554 Is that you, Sylvester? Come in. 908 01:02:12,929 --> 01:02:16,559 Oh, so you're really a girl. 909 01:02:18,535 --> 01:02:22,165 -Yes, yes. I knew you'd be amused. -Oh, what a joke. 910 01:02:22,339 --> 01:02:24,330 And I'm sure that you're glad of the change. 911 01:02:24,507 --> 01:02:25,668 Glad you're a girl? 912 01:02:25,842 --> 01:02:27,640 Well, there's only one way to show it. 913 01:02:28,878 --> 01:02:31,711 There. And you're a jolly girl. 914 01:02:32,148 --> 01:02:33,946 A pretty girl too. 915 01:02:36,953 --> 01:02:39,149 -Gracefully? -Yes, darn you. 916 01:02:39,322 --> 01:02:41,757 Oh, is that one of the compliments? 917 01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:44,019 Well, as a matter of fact, itis. 918 01:02:44,194 --> 01:02:45,821 And here's another one: 919 01:02:45,996 --> 01:02:48,658 You're as fresh and as pretty as a daffodil. 920 01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:52,194 Oh, get out. 921 01:02:52,769 --> 01:02:54,100 A daffodil. 922 01:02:54,271 --> 01:02:56,262 But that's just a common wildflower. 923 01:02:59,309 --> 01:03:01,437 -Oh, and pretty smart, eh? -Oh, ravishing. 924 01:03:01,611 --> 01:03:03,375 -A little extreme. -No, no, no. 925 01:03:03,546 --> 01:03:06,140 It's the latest out-of-the-rain bob, straight from Paris. 926 01:03:06,316 --> 01:03:08,148 Oh, lovely shoes. What size? 927 01:03:08,318 --> 01:03:10,047 A size too large. 928 01:03:10,220 --> 01:03:12,211 And your frock. 929 01:03:12,722 --> 01:03:14,850 Everybody is simply crazy about it. 930 01:03:15,025 --> 01:03:16,720 Especially a girl on the beach. 931 01:03:16,893 --> 01:03:21,524 Oh, you're as graceful as a young willow. 932 01:03:21,731 --> 01:03:24,393 No, you know, really, you're very pretty. 933 01:03:24,567 --> 01:03:25,864 Truly? 934 01:03:26,036 --> 01:03:27,765 Well, look at your arms. 935 01:03:27,937 --> 01:03:29,302 They're long and round... 936 01:03:29,472 --> 01:03:32,237 ...and where the sun's been on them, the color of apricots. 937 01:03:32,409 --> 01:03:34,173 And underneath, as white as a lily. 938 01:03:34,344 --> 01:03:37,143 It doesn't matter how badly you hold them. 939 01:03:37,314 --> 01:03:40,477 Perhaps you think it doesn't matter, but there's soap in your ear. 940 01:03:40,650 --> 01:03:42,049 Good heavens, is there? Here. 941 01:03:42,218 --> 01:03:43,379 Here, I say, do you mind? 942 01:03:47,490 --> 01:03:51,757 Oh, your touch is delicious. 943 01:03:52,262 --> 01:03:54,094 Go on, it's gone. 944 01:03:54,264 --> 01:03:58,132 You can't guess what it feels like to see a girl like you bending over one... 945 01:03:58,301 --> 01:04:02,704 ...with your greeny eyes, which are as cool and clear... 946 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:06,366 ...as a pool in the woods. 947 01:04:07,210 --> 01:04:11,078 One hopes that you will bend lower... 948 01:04:12,182 --> 01:04:14,082 ...and lower. 949 01:04:18,388 --> 01:04:20,322 What idiot's that? 950 01:04:23,059 --> 01:04:25,619 -But I thought you were going on. -Oh, I changed my mind. 951 01:04:25,795 --> 01:04:27,923 But that isn't fair. I can wait for you. 952 01:04:28,098 --> 01:04:32,057 -Why, that's the meanest thing. -Oh, darling. 953 01:04:38,174 --> 01:04:40,802 I know, I'm bad. 954 01:04:40,977 --> 01:04:43,412 I've been so wicked. 955 01:04:44,347 --> 01:04:46,577 Don't scold me too much. 956 01:04:48,618 --> 01:04:49,915 Be nice. 957 01:04:50,086 --> 01:04:51,815 Well... 958 01:04:52,288 --> 01:04:54,586 ...you know I always forgive you. 959 01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:58,554 Then why don't you smile at me? 960 01:05:04,567 --> 01:05:06,092 What is she like? 961 01:05:06,269 --> 01:05:07,395 Who? What do you mean? 962 01:05:07,570 --> 01:05:09,197 The one you have in there. 963 01:05:09,372 --> 01:05:10,567 Why, how should you--? 964 01:05:10,740 --> 01:05:12,731 I see her in your eyes. 965 01:05:12,909 --> 01:05:14,377 -Goodbye, mon cher. -No, no, no. 966 01:05:14,544 --> 01:05:17,912 Come and see her in the studio. Why, she'll amuse you. 967 01:05:22,986 --> 01:05:24,579 But who--? 968 01:05:27,791 --> 01:05:29,725 The little Pierrot boy. 969 01:05:29,893 --> 01:05:33,693 But were you a girl dressed as a boy, or are you a boy dressed as a girl? 970 01:05:34,431 --> 01:05:37,457 Sylvester is Sylvia. 971 01:05:38,902 --> 01:05:40,028 How charming. 972 01:05:42,205 --> 01:05:44,970 -How lovely she is. -Yes, isn't she? 973 01:05:45,141 --> 01:05:47,940 And you're very strong. I know that. 974 01:05:48,111 --> 01:05:50,273 I must give you that back. 975 01:05:54,350 --> 01:05:56,876 I'm terribly sorry about last night. 976 01:05:57,053 --> 01:05:59,954 Oh, let's forget about that little wretch Sylvester. 977 01:06:00,123 --> 01:06:01,716 Sylvia's so much more charming. 978 01:06:01,891 --> 01:06:03,655 Perfect. 979 01:06:04,327 --> 01:06:07,353 But you, my friend, do you get up late here, or go to bed early? 980 01:06:07,530 --> 01:06:10,227 Oh, I was just having a bath. 981 01:06:10,400 --> 01:06:12,869 Very nice English custom. The bath in the afternoon. 982 01:06:13,036 --> 01:06:16,836 Oh, well, if you'll forgive me, I'll go and put some things on. 983 01:06:20,743 --> 01:06:23,144 Shan't be three minutes. You can time me. 984 01:06:23,313 --> 01:06:24,576 I haven't a watch. 985 01:06:26,483 --> 01:06:28,212 Isn't he--? 986 01:06:29,219 --> 01:06:32,348 Oh, but this is so lovely. 987 01:06:32,522 --> 01:06:34,422 It's beautiful. 988 01:06:34,591 --> 01:06:35,683 It's a poem. 989 01:06:35,859 --> 01:06:40,387 -Now, what do you mean? -But you can tell me, my dear. 990 01:06:40,563 --> 01:06:43,828 To me, Michael is a very dear friend. 991 01:06:44,000 --> 01:06:45,434 Really? 992 01:06:45,602 --> 01:06:49,766 But I thought, last night, that you-- 993 01:06:49,939 --> 01:06:52,738 You and he, well, were.... 994 01:06:54,444 --> 01:06:56,776 So that's why you hit me. 995 01:06:56,946 --> 01:07:00,814 You child, you were jealous. 996 01:07:00,984 --> 01:07:02,611 I'm ashamed. 997 01:07:02,785 --> 01:07:08,485 Oh, no. It's natural to love and to be jealous. 998 01:07:09,158 --> 01:07:11,684 And you're very happy? 999 01:07:11,861 --> 01:07:12,919 Yes. 1000 01:07:13,096 --> 01:07:16,191 He loves you very much. I see that. 1001 01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:17,663 Do you? 1002 01:07:17,834 --> 01:07:19,768 How? 1003 01:07:20,136 --> 01:07:24,164 -Do you really think so? -Oh, but you must. 1004 01:07:24,541 --> 01:07:26,532 He has told you how lovely you are. 1005 01:07:26,709 --> 01:07:28,473 Well... 1006 01:07:29,579 --> 01:07:32,310 -He's kissed you. -Oh, no. 1007 01:07:32,649 --> 01:07:34,139 Yes, he has. 1008 01:07:34,317 --> 01:07:37,617 So you must know that he loves you. 1009 01:07:38,755 --> 01:07:40,519 Perhaps. 1010 01:07:40,924 --> 01:07:43,416 Perhaps he does. I don't know. 1011 01:07:44,060 --> 01:07:45,994 Did you time me? Did you time me? 1012 01:07:46,162 --> 01:07:48,529 Two minutes, 10 seconds. World's record. 1013 01:07:48,698 --> 01:07:51,395 Oh, too bad. You got into your clothes all because of me. 1014 01:07:51,568 --> 01:07:53,297 The rest of the world will benefit. 1015 01:07:53,469 --> 01:07:55,904 Beauty is never wasted. 1016 01:07:56,072 --> 01:07:57,904 -Now, how about some tea, eh? -Oh, yes. 1017 01:07:58,074 --> 01:08:00,099 Perhaps I will not stay to tea. 1018 01:08:00,276 --> 01:08:01,573 What? 1019 01:08:01,744 --> 01:08:04,008 I am always too late. 1020 01:08:04,247 --> 01:08:06,739 You have my whole life in that. 1021 01:08:07,083 --> 01:08:11,418 Hello, hello. Talking in riddles again. I smell trouble. 1022 01:08:11,588 --> 01:08:13,420 I never learn. 1023 01:08:13,590 --> 01:08:17,584 I play with things too long and then they hurt me. 1024 01:08:18,428 --> 01:08:19,918 I have played with you... 1025 01:08:20,096 --> 01:08:22,463 ...and you've begged me and forgiven me... 1026 01:08:22,632 --> 01:08:24,726 ...and I haven't cared. 1027 01:08:25,668 --> 01:08:27,136 And suddenly... 1028 01:08:27,303 --> 01:08:29,795 ...perhaps I do care. 1029 01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:33,607 -And now.... -Now, what? 1030 01:08:33,776 --> 01:08:36,677 You and you. 1031 01:08:36,846 --> 01:08:40,146 And you've stolen her from that bad handsome Pierrot man. 1032 01:08:40,316 --> 01:08:44,446 Lily, look here. You can't play those blasted tricks on me. 1033 01:08:44,621 --> 01:08:46,783 You know I adore you. 1034 01:08:46,956 --> 01:08:51,393 But what a pleasant consolation. So pretty, so simple, so innocent. 1035 01:08:51,561 --> 01:08:54,292 -Just what you like. -Don't be ridiculous. 1036 01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,455 Can't you see she's only a mere child? 1037 01:08:56,633 --> 01:08:58,658 Why, she knows nothing of that sort of thing. 1038 01:08:58,835 --> 01:09:01,031 And anyway.... 1039 01:09:03,773 --> 01:09:07,676 Darling, forgive me. I'm so silly. 1040 01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:11,978 That's better. Now you'll stay? 1041 01:09:12,148 --> 01:09:14,048 For a long time? 1042 01:09:15,318 --> 01:09:17,082 All right. I'll go make the tea. 1043 01:09:17,253 --> 01:09:18,914 Won't be a minute. 1044 01:09:20,356 --> 01:09:23,189 I think that I will have to go. 1045 01:09:23,359 --> 01:09:25,350 -Goodbye. -Oh, but why? 1046 01:09:25,528 --> 01:09:26,859 -Goodbye. -Why, child? 1047 01:09:27,030 --> 01:09:30,125 Don't call me child. I'm not. 1048 01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:33,328 You see, somebody's waiting for me too. 1049 01:09:33,503 --> 01:09:38,100 That bad handsome Pierrot man that he didn't steal me away from. 1050 01:09:38,274 --> 01:09:41,175 You don't mean to say that you and that fellow-- 1051 01:09:41,344 --> 01:09:43,403 Well, why not? 1052 01:09:43,579 --> 01:09:46,844 It's just like you and you, and-- 1053 01:09:47,016 --> 01:09:48,609 Goodbye. I-- 1054 01:09:48,785 --> 01:09:50,719 He'll be very angry with me if I'm late. 1055 01:10:23,286 --> 01:10:25,846 Hello. Going my way, little girl? 1056 01:10:26,022 --> 01:10:28,150 Met you before somewhere, haven't 1? 1057 01:10:28,324 --> 01:10:31,589 Well, well, well. 1058 01:10:32,862 --> 01:10:34,193 Well, what's the matter? 1059 01:10:34,363 --> 01:10:36,764 Had a bit of a disappointment at the studio, eh? 1060 01:10:36,933 --> 01:10:38,662 Didn't come up to scratch, did he? 1061 01:10:38,835 --> 01:10:41,532 Well, you stay among your own pals. 1062 01:10:41,704 --> 01:10:44,969 And from now on we're gonna be a proper little foursome, you know that? 1063 01:10:45,141 --> 01:10:47,132 I like you. 1064 01:10:50,346 --> 01:10:52,178 What--? What, you--? 1065 01:10:52,348 --> 01:10:53,907 You come out in your true colors? 1066 01:10:54,083 --> 01:10:55,881 Oh, don't do that, my dear. 1067 01:10:56,052 --> 01:10:57,486 Keep hid, keep hid. 1068 01:10:57,653 --> 01:11:00,520 What's the matter with you, Father? Are you drunk? 1069 01:11:01,924 --> 01:11:04,086 She's gone shopping. 1070 01:11:05,728 --> 01:11:08,561 Do you think she's gone shopping, eh? 1071 01:11:08,798 --> 01:11:12,029 I keep on fancying that she's with that fellow. 1072 01:11:12,201 --> 01:11:13,498 She-- 1073 01:11:16,339 --> 01:11:18,706 Here's little buttercup. 1074 01:11:19,175 --> 01:11:22,338 -Thank heaven, you've come. -I brought you some nice bloaters-- 1075 01:11:22,678 --> 01:11:24,646 Holy snakes. 1076 01:11:26,415 --> 01:11:27,780 I don't believe it. You're a-- 1077 01:11:27,950 --> 01:11:30,510 Yes, I'm a girl. You're surprised. You never dreamed it. 1078 01:11:30,686 --> 01:11:34,145 Maybe you can't believe it, but still I'm a girl. More's the pity. 1079 01:11:34,323 --> 01:11:35,791 I must have another look at her. 1080 01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,858 Let her alone, can't you see she's upset? 1081 01:11:38,027 --> 01:11:40,860 Now go on. Get the tea ready, so we can start packing. 1082 01:11:41,764 --> 01:11:44,392 -Packing? -Yes, we're moving off. 1083 01:11:44,567 --> 01:11:45,625 Who says so? 1084 01:11:45,802 --> 01:11:48,999 I says so, we all says so. Now, look slippy. 1085 01:11:49,172 --> 01:11:50,469 Well, I say we ain't going. 1086 01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:53,166 Oh, yes, yes. We must go, my dear. 1087 01:11:53,342 --> 01:11:55,777 Because this place, it's getting me down. 1088 01:11:55,945 --> 01:11:58,004 I get crazy ideas here. 1089 01:11:58,181 --> 01:12:00,775 I keep on thinking some fellow's following you about. 1090 01:12:00,950 --> 01:12:03,146 Oh, but of course, now-- 1091 01:12:03,319 --> 01:12:06,482 Now that I know we're going away, I know it's all right. 1092 01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:09,887 It's all tommyrot. It's-- It's-- But sometimes, you know-- 1093 01:12:10,059 --> 01:12:13,427 Sometimes, he seems as real to me as-- 1094 01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:16,257 As that rat there. 1095 01:12:22,738 --> 01:12:24,900 All right. Go on up and get the bloaters cooked. 1096 01:12:25,074 --> 01:12:27,475 Then make your little arrangements. Here's the grub. 1097 01:12:27,643 --> 01:12:29,407 Make me little arrangements, eh? 1098 01:12:29,579 --> 01:12:32,810 Perhaps I will, then, after all. 1099 01:12:45,561 --> 01:12:47,188 Maudie! 1100 01:12:48,497 --> 01:12:50,989 Where are you, Maudie? 1101 01:12:52,168 --> 01:12:54,068 Maudie! 1102 01:12:55,137 --> 01:12:57,765 Maudie! 1103 01:13:11,387 --> 01:13:13,913 Maudie, Maudie. 1104 01:13:16,359 --> 01:13:18,054 She's gone. She's gone. 1105 01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:19,752 -Where did she go? -I don't know. 1106 01:13:19,929 --> 01:13:21,988 I woke up with the thunder and-- She's gone. 1107 01:13:22,164 --> 01:13:23,825 -No. Don't go out there. -She's gone. 1108 01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,559 Maybe she'll come back. 1109 01:13:25,735 --> 01:13:27,362 -I must find her. I must. -No, you-- 1110 01:13:27,536 --> 01:13:29,470 -No. -Let me go! 1111 01:13:30,473 --> 01:13:32,635 -No. -I must find her. 1112 01:13:32,808 --> 01:13:34,776 Oh, Father! 1113 01:13:37,580 --> 01:13:39,070 Maudie, Maudie. 1114 01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:42,309 Father. Father, come back! 1115 01:13:42,485 --> 01:13:45,250 You'll never find her! Don't be a fool! 1116 01:13:45,421 --> 01:13:49,153 Father! Father, answer me! 1117 01:13:49,325 --> 01:13:52,590 Father, please! No, no, he won't. 1118 01:13:56,165 --> 01:13:59,100 You'll never find him in weather like this. He'll come back. 1119 01:13:59,268 --> 01:14:01,794 Go on. Take those things off and go back to bed. 1120 01:14:01,971 --> 01:14:04,941 No, no, I have to find him. 1121 01:14:05,107 --> 01:14:07,371 He's scared. He's drunk. I must go find him. 1122 01:14:07,543 --> 01:14:10,308 -Here, give me that lantern. -Why, are you going too? 1123 01:14:10,479 --> 01:14:13,744 -Of course I am. Come on. -Yes, hurry. 1124 01:14:16,786 --> 01:14:18,811 -Henry! -Father! 1125 01:14:18,988 --> 01:14:20,513 -Henry! -Father! 1126 01:14:20,690 --> 01:14:23,990 -Henry, where are you? -Father! 1127 01:14:36,172 --> 01:14:38,641 Look, the door's still open. He hasn't come back yet. 1128 01:14:38,808 --> 01:14:40,742 He's probably safe and sound somewhere... 1129 01:14:40,910 --> 01:14:44,437 ...taking his rest while we've been walking ourselves to death all night. 1130 01:15:01,197 --> 01:15:03,165 -No, no, wait a minute. Wait a minute. -No. 1131 01:15:03,332 --> 01:15:05,767 I'll go. You stay here. 1132 01:15:25,888 --> 01:15:27,287 I know. 1133 01:15:27,456 --> 01:15:30,187 Now, take it easy. Take it easy. 1134 01:15:45,274 --> 01:15:46,764 Poor kid. 1135 01:15:47,076 --> 01:15:49,841 Now, now, don't take it too hard. 1136 01:15:50,913 --> 01:15:53,177 Poor old thing. 1137 01:15:53,749 --> 01:15:57,708 Well, he's out of his misery. 1138 01:15:57,887 --> 01:16:00,686 -Let's go down. -All right. 1139 01:16:13,002 --> 01:16:16,131 Remember how jolly he was when we first started out? 1140 01:16:17,273 --> 01:16:19,640 Everything's always jolly when you start out. 1141 01:16:19,809 --> 01:16:21,277 Yeah. 1142 01:16:21,777 --> 01:16:23,643 Hard liquor and a soft heart. 1143 01:16:23,813 --> 01:16:26,339 That's what you might say he died of. 1144 01:16:27,149 --> 01:16:28,708 Oh, well. 1145 01:16:30,419 --> 01:16:32,547 Pity she got ahold of him, though. 1146 01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:36,587 Pity anybody ever gets hold of anybody. 1147 01:16:37,059 --> 01:16:39,892 Here, what's the matter? You still fretting about that artist? 1148 01:16:40,062 --> 01:16:42,656 -No, no. -Oh, I should hope not. 1149 01:16:42,832 --> 01:16:46,393 Why, the fella didn't even bother to come and give you a word of sympathy. 1150 01:16:46,569 --> 01:16:49,095 Treated you like a worn-out glove. 1151 01:16:49,271 --> 01:16:50,796 Well, let's forget about it. 1152 01:16:50,973 --> 01:16:52,805 That's the stuff. 1153 01:16:53,042 --> 01:16:55,033 How I look at it... 1154 01:16:55,211 --> 01:16:57,908 ...maybe we ain't good enough for some people. 1155 01:16:58,781 --> 01:17:01,216 I'll tell you the truth, though... 1156 01:17:01,784 --> 01:17:04,754 ...I got an eyeful of that Russian girl of his. 1157 01:17:05,221 --> 01:17:08,885 Saw her up in town yesterday, and the day before. 1158 01:17:10,426 --> 01:17:12,417 Oh, well, what of it? 1159 01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:15,029 -What of it? -Nix. 1160 01:17:15,197 --> 01:17:17,495 Whereas you and me, we suit. 1161 01:17:17,666 --> 01:17:21,296 And there's a little bit of warm heartedness too, you know? 1162 01:17:22,037 --> 01:17:23,334 Yes, I know. 1163 01:17:23,506 --> 01:17:25,474 Of course you do. 1164 01:17:25,808 --> 01:17:28,470 Who else is fond of you like I am, eh? 1165 01:17:28,644 --> 01:17:30,339 Nobody. 1166 01:17:32,081 --> 01:17:34,311 -Nobody. -That's it. 1167 01:17:34,683 --> 01:17:36,742 Here, I'll tell you what. 1168 01:17:37,186 --> 01:17:41,054 Let's you and me muck along together, eh, and let the rest of the world go to pot. 1169 01:17:41,223 --> 01:17:42,884 What do you say? 1170 01:17:44,093 --> 01:17:45,652 All right, then. 1171 01:17:45,828 --> 01:17:47,557 That's it. 1172 01:17:49,698 --> 01:17:51,166 Here. 1173 01:17:56,672 --> 01:17:59,835 No, not...here. 1174 01:18:00,009 --> 01:18:02,910 Let's wait until we get away from here. It won't be long. 1175 01:18:03,078 --> 01:18:05,046 Now, it won't be more than 10 minutes. 1176 01:18:05,214 --> 01:18:09,014 I'll go down and get the water buckets at the trough and then we'll get going. 1177 01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:10,949 And, kid.... 1178 01:18:38,214 --> 01:18:41,115 Michael! Michael! 1179 01:18:41,283 --> 01:18:44,583 Michael! Michael! 1180 01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:47,612 Michael! Help! 1181 01:18:50,559 --> 01:18:54,052 Michael! Michael! 1182 01:18:54,230 --> 01:18:56,722 Monk! Monk! 1183 01:18:57,900 --> 01:19:00,892 Monk! Monk! 1184 01:19:01,070 --> 01:19:03,038 What is it, Syl? 1185 01:19:04,974 --> 01:19:08,308 Michael! Michael! 1186 01:19:24,827 --> 01:19:26,556 What's up, Syl? 1187 01:19:27,463 --> 01:19:29,864 -Hey, Syl, where are you? -Help! Help! 1188 01:19:30,566 --> 01:19:32,330 Help! 1189 01:19:32,501 --> 01:19:34,435 Oh, Michael! 1190 01:19:43,612 --> 01:19:45,080 Help. 1191 01:20:15,811 --> 01:20:20,510 Well, I suppose you better go and get Mr. Fane. 1192 01:20:22,418 --> 01:20:24,352 Something fishy about this. 1193 01:20:24,520 --> 01:20:27,080 Let's hear what she has to say. 1194 01:20:27,956 --> 01:20:30,118 That's none of our business. 1195 01:20:30,826 --> 01:20:34,091 Let him come and take her away. That's all we want, isn't it? 1196 01:20:34,263 --> 01:20:36,163 I suppose so. 1197 01:20:38,434 --> 01:20:39,492 Look. Look. 1198 01:20:40,302 --> 01:20:41,770 She looks-- 1199 01:20:41,937 --> 01:20:43,769 I don't know. 1200 01:20:43,939 --> 01:20:45,407 Broken. 1201 01:20:46,809 --> 01:20:49,608 And so, so lovely. 1202 01:20:50,412 --> 01:20:53,074 Who'd think she could be such a beast? 1203 01:20:56,151 --> 01:20:57,676 Well... 1204 01:20:58,654 --> 01:21:01,624 ...I suppose it's just her luck, like mine. 1205 01:21:21,377 --> 01:21:23,243 Why haven't you gone? 1206 01:21:24,480 --> 01:21:26,778 Who's errand boy do you think I am? 1207 01:21:27,182 --> 01:21:30,015 If he wants his girl, let him take better care of her. 1208 01:21:30,519 --> 01:21:33,819 It ain't my job to fetch and carry for Mr. Curly Headed Artist. 1209 01:21:35,591 --> 01:21:37,286 Well, I'll go myself. 1210 01:21:37,459 --> 01:21:41,020 Well, well. You're a proper little cupid, aren't you? 1211 01:21:41,830 --> 01:21:44,356 Hey, I thought you hated her. 1212 01:21:45,367 --> 01:21:47,096 Well... 1213 01:21:47,436 --> 01:21:51,373 ...I hated her because of something. 1214 01:21:52,975 --> 01:21:57,310 But now I see. 1215 01:21:57,946 --> 01:22:01,075 Monk, she must be terribly in love with him. 1216 01:22:01,250 --> 01:22:02,308 Think of it. 1217 01:22:02,484 --> 01:22:05,283 She was ready to die. 1218 01:22:06,622 --> 01:22:10,024 That must mean a terrible lot. 1219 01:22:10,893 --> 01:22:12,418 And... 1220 01:22:13,095 --> 01:22:14,620 ...he loves her. 1221 01:22:14,797 --> 01:22:18,597 I know, you see. It's wrong, wrong. 1222 01:22:19,568 --> 01:22:21,559 She don't even think of that. 1223 01:22:21,737 --> 01:22:23,205 Look here... 1224 01:22:23,372 --> 01:22:26,933 ...if she'd met a good-looking yokel on her way to the water... 1225 01:22:27,676 --> 01:22:28,973 ...she wouldn't be here now. 1226 01:22:31,980 --> 01:22:33,846 You've got the mind of a pig. 1227 01:22:34,516 --> 01:22:36,746 It's a pig's world. 1228 01:22:38,353 --> 01:22:39,980 Maybe... 1229 01:22:40,155 --> 01:22:42,021 ...for you and me... 1230 01:22:43,125 --> 01:22:45,822 ...but not for her, if I can help it. 1231 01:22:46,695 --> 01:22:49,562 I'm glad you didn't go to him. 1232 01:22:49,865 --> 01:22:52,527 I'll go to him myself... 1233 01:22:52,701 --> 01:22:57,070 ...and I'll tell him what she did and what she's like. 1234 01:22:57,606 --> 01:23:00,940 And then he'll come and take her... 1235 01:23:01,109 --> 01:23:03,339 ...and they'll be happy again. 1236 01:23:05,147 --> 01:23:08,014 And you and I can go. 1237 01:23:16,558 --> 01:23:18,526 Mr. Fane. 1238 01:23:19,828 --> 01:23:21,819 Oh, Sylvia. 1239 01:23:22,498 --> 01:23:24,159 My dear, I'm sorry about your father. 1240 01:23:24,333 --> 01:23:27,303 I was coming tonight. I didn't hear about it till this afternoon. 1241 01:23:27,469 --> 01:23:30,928 Listen, your friend is at the caravan. 1242 01:23:31,106 --> 01:23:33,871 Yes. You must come to her. You must be very kind to her. 1243 01:23:34,042 --> 01:23:36,511 Put everything right, no matter what the trouble was. 1244 01:23:36,678 --> 01:23:40,046 Because she-- She tried to drown herself. 1245 01:23:40,215 --> 01:23:41,979 Good heavens, is she all right? 1246 01:23:42,150 --> 01:23:44,448 -Yes, nearly. I mean-- -Oh, thank goodness. 1247 01:23:44,620 --> 01:23:48,318 But it isn't right for her to be unhappy like that. You mustn't let her be. 1248 01:23:48,490 --> 01:23:50,754 -She was saved this time. -By whom? Who saved her? 1249 01:23:50,926 --> 01:23:52,553 -Come on. -You. You did, didn't you? 1250 01:23:52,728 --> 01:23:56,164 -Yes. -Oh, bless your heart. 1251 01:23:56,331 --> 01:23:59,232 Come on, come on. The car's outside. Hurry up. 1252 01:24:03,138 --> 01:24:05,038 It's gone. It's gone. 1253 01:24:05,207 --> 01:24:06,868 Gone? 1254 01:24:10,245 --> 01:24:11,679 Do you think she got worse? 1255 01:24:11,847 --> 01:24:14,009 Could he have run her down to the doctor's? 1256 01:24:14,182 --> 01:24:16,617 -Yes, that must be it. -No, that isn't it at all. 1257 01:24:16,785 --> 01:24:18,617 -What? -We must save her. 1258 01:24:18,787 --> 01:24:19,845 Save her? From what? 1259 01:24:20,022 --> 01:24:21,490 -Monkley. -Monkley? 1260 01:24:21,657 --> 01:24:24,251 The dirty swine. He's run off with her. She was helpless. 1261 01:24:24,426 --> 01:24:27,327 -Is he a lunatic or what? -No, he wanted her. He'd do anything. 1262 01:24:27,496 --> 01:24:28,725 I'll break his neck. 1263 01:24:28,897 --> 01:24:31,889 -They can't have been gone 10 minutes. -Five miles in that thing. 1264 01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:33,592 We'll get him. 1265 01:24:47,816 --> 01:24:49,511 Well, which way? 1266 01:24:49,685 --> 01:24:53,212 -Which way could they have gone? -Straight into.... 1267 01:24:53,388 --> 01:24:55,356 Wait. There's a house there. I'll ask them. 1268 01:24:55,524 --> 01:24:57,652 Well, run, run. I'll have a look this way. 1269 01:24:59,361 --> 01:25:01,489 Have you seen a caravan pass by? 1270 01:25:01,663 --> 01:25:03,631 What's a caravan? 1271 01:25:03,799 --> 01:25:06,496 Well, it's a little house on wheels. 1272 01:25:06,668 --> 01:25:09,000 -The gypsies have them. -What is it? 1273 01:25:09,171 --> 01:25:11,367 Have you seen a Pierrot caravan pass by? 1274 01:25:11,540 --> 01:25:13,702 Why, yes, one passed here just a short time ago. 1275 01:25:13,875 --> 01:25:14,933 Really? 1276 01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:16,578 -Wait a minute. -What? 1277 01:25:16,745 --> 01:25:18,645 -My dress. -Oh, no, no. 1278 01:25:18,814 --> 01:25:21,044 No, no, it's a matter of life and death. 1279 01:25:21,216 --> 01:25:23,651 -No! -This girl stole my dress. 1280 01:25:30,092 --> 01:25:33,995 Sylvia, where have you got to? 1281 01:25:34,162 --> 01:25:35,357 Come on. 1282 01:25:45,073 --> 01:25:46,768 -Whose clothes are those? -Mine. 1283 01:25:46,942 --> 01:25:48,432 -But the dress? -Hers. Come on. 1284 01:25:48,610 --> 01:25:50,874 -What, the girl on the beach? -Yes. 1285 01:25:51,079 --> 01:25:54,947 Well, don't laugh. I got the information. They went that way. Oh, hurry. 1286 01:25:55,117 --> 01:25:58,951 -Oh, oh, heavens. -Oh, oh, I'm so sorry. 1287 01:25:59,121 --> 01:26:00,816 Oh, crippled. 1288 01:26:00,989 --> 01:26:02,923 -Now what are we going to do? -Oh, dear. 1289 01:26:03,091 --> 01:26:05,389 Well, let's get away from this place, anyway. 1290 01:26:05,560 --> 01:26:07,654 Oh, I am sorry. Can you--? 1291 01:26:07,829 --> 01:26:09,695 -Yeah, you sure you can drive? -Yes, yes. 1292 01:26:09,865 --> 01:26:12,232 -Go carefully. -Oh, I can drive. 1293 01:26:12,934 --> 01:26:14,402 -Careful now. -Yes, I will. 1294 01:26:23,545 --> 01:26:26,037 -Hey, wait a minute. -Hey, we're in a hurry. 1295 01:26:26,214 --> 01:26:28,342 Looks like it, young man. Show me your license. 1296 01:26:28,517 --> 01:26:30,383 Oh, show some sense. This is important. 1297 01:26:30,552 --> 01:26:32,486 -License, please. -Don't talk like a fool. 1298 01:26:32,654 --> 01:26:36,147 -Let's see if you've been drinking. -No, I haven't. Take your hands off me. 1299 01:26:36,324 --> 01:26:38,122 No, I won't. 1300 01:26:38,660 --> 01:26:41,652 -I'm sorry. It didn't mean anything. -No, you're hurting me. 1301 01:26:41,830 --> 01:26:43,127 Stop it! 1302 01:26:43,298 --> 01:26:45,096 Well, this is a pretty mess we're in. 1303 01:26:45,267 --> 01:26:48,362 Well, you simply should have been more careful with that policeman. 1304 01:26:48,537 --> 01:26:50,369 -Well, I like that. -Inside. 1305 01:26:50,572 --> 01:26:52,666 Right. Catch me standing up for you next time. 1306 01:26:52,841 --> 01:26:55,173 I can stand up for myself, thank you. 1307 01:26:55,343 --> 01:26:57,141 Speed's all very well, that was madness. 1308 01:26:57,312 --> 01:26:58,711 Considering who we were after? 1309 01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:01,440 Yes, considering you can't drive. 1310 01:27:01,616 --> 01:27:02,913 Can't drive? 1311 01:27:03,085 --> 01:27:04,849 Can't drive? 1312 01:27:05,020 --> 01:27:06,283 Well, you're just nervous. 1313 01:27:06,455 --> 01:27:09,049 -Oh, you-- -If I was after a girl, I shouldn't care. 1314 01:27:09,224 --> 01:27:12,216 -You happen to be after something different. -Don't talk to me. 1315 01:27:12,394 --> 01:27:13,725 -I don't want to. -Then don't. 1316 01:27:13,895 --> 01:27:15,158 -I won't. -All right, then. 1317 01:27:15,330 --> 01:27:18,265 You'll get supper right away, see the magistrate in the morning. 1318 01:27:21,603 --> 01:27:24,231 Oh, come on. 1319 01:27:28,176 --> 01:27:29,371 Is it bad? 1320 01:27:29,544 --> 01:27:31,512 I don't know. No, I don't think so. 1321 01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:34,809 Oh, yes, it is. Yes, it is, and I did it, clumsy fool. 1322 01:27:34,983 --> 01:27:36,075 Yes. 1323 01:27:36,251 --> 01:27:39,221 Clumsy, impetuous, generous... 1324 01:27:39,387 --> 01:27:42,755 ...warmhearted fool. 1325 01:27:43,425 --> 01:27:45,792 Now, why did you say that? 1326 01:27:45,961 --> 01:27:49,955 Oh, I don't know. It just said itself. 1327 01:27:58,473 --> 01:28:00,771 Now, now. I know you're tired, but sit still. 1328 01:28:00,942 --> 01:28:03,604 -I'm getting it. I'm getting it. -I will. 1329 01:28:06,648 --> 01:28:09,583 Oh, the light was kinder than I am. 1330 01:28:10,118 --> 01:28:12,780 Well, now you can go to sleep. 1331 01:28:12,954 --> 01:28:13,944 But-- 1332 01:28:14,122 --> 01:28:15,556 But-- 1333 01:28:16,558 --> 01:28:18,048 What? 1334 01:28:18,727 --> 01:28:20,126 Well... 1335 01:28:21,930 --> 01:28:24,058 Well, I mean, I.... 1336 01:28:24,533 --> 01:28:26,900 Don't you think I ought to tell them? 1337 01:28:27,068 --> 01:28:28,160 Tell them what? 1338 01:28:28,336 --> 01:28:31,704 Well, that I'm a girl. 1339 01:28:31,873 --> 01:28:33,432 -Oh, no, no. -No? 1340 01:28:33,608 --> 01:28:35,201 It would cause all kinds of bother. 1341 01:28:35,377 --> 01:28:38,176 Why, they might keep us here for hours, days. 1342 01:28:38,346 --> 01:28:40,644 After all, we've gotta get on. 1343 01:28:40,816 --> 01:28:44,377 Oh, yes, yes. We've gotta find them. Yes. 1344 01:28:44,719 --> 01:28:46,209 Well... 1345 01:28:46,388 --> 01:28:47,685 ...you stretch out here... 1346 01:28:47,856 --> 01:28:50,416 ...and I'll make myself comfortable on the floor. 1347 01:28:50,592 --> 01:28:52,924 -Oh, yes. All right. -There we are. 1348 01:28:53,094 --> 01:28:55,722 -That's fine. -Yes. 1349 01:28:56,998 --> 01:28:59,933 Oh, now, you take the pillow, because I never use one. 1350 01:29:00,101 --> 01:29:02,160 -Oh, thanks. -Oh, my goodness. Yes. 1351 01:29:02,337 --> 01:29:05,739 Once we get out of here, we'll leave the car and take the train to London. 1352 01:29:05,907 --> 01:29:07,636 And then.... 1353 01:29:07,809 --> 01:29:09,038 Then, what? 1354 01:29:09,211 --> 01:29:13,307 Well, if I know Lily, she'll be taking your precious Monkley to Paris. 1355 01:29:13,481 --> 01:29:15,643 We'll get him back for you on the boat train. 1356 01:29:15,817 --> 01:29:20,721 Or he'll be taking her to the race courses. Oh, you'll have her back in no time. 1357 01:29:38,940 --> 01:29:40,772 Come on. I'm as hungry as a hunter. 1358 01:29:40,942 --> 01:29:44,742 -I think the dining car's up forward here. -Wait till we go to Paris. 1359 01:29:47,849 --> 01:29:49,715 Wait till we go to Paris. 1360 01:29:59,261 --> 01:30:02,822 Oh, Sylvia, what is it? 1361 01:30:04,099 --> 01:30:09,765 Well, nothing. I just wanted to say that I do love my new costume. 1362 01:30:09,938 --> 01:30:12,032 -Thank you very much. -That's all right. 1363 01:30:12,207 --> 01:30:14,835 Hello. That's it, dinner. 1364 01:30:15,010 --> 01:30:16,842 That's what I need. You too, I expect. 1365 01:30:17,012 --> 01:30:18,571 -No, no, not me. -What? 1366 01:30:18,747 --> 01:30:21,341 I mean, I'd much rather wait for the second dinner. 1367 01:30:21,516 --> 01:30:24,645 -It might seem greedy to go for the first. -Don't be absurd. 1368 01:30:24,819 --> 01:30:26,981 No, matter of fact, I-- 1369 01:30:27,155 --> 01:30:28,645 I have a headache, you see. 1370 01:30:28,823 --> 01:30:30,814 Yes, you look a bit strained. Where is it? 1371 01:30:30,992 --> 01:30:32,221 Oh, oh, yes, there. 1372 01:30:32,394 --> 01:30:34,294 Oh, what you need is tea. 1373 01:30:34,462 --> 01:30:35,759 -I'll get you some. -No, no-- 1374 01:30:35,931 --> 01:30:37,626 No arguments. No arguments. 1375 01:30:37,799 --> 01:30:42,066 While I'm there, I'll have a bite myself. To be perfectly frank, I'm ravenous. 1376 01:30:42,504 --> 01:30:44,268 Oh, dear. 1377 01:30:46,775 --> 01:30:48,300 Well... 1378 01:30:48,476 --> 01:30:49,841 Oh, dear. 1379 01:30:50,779 --> 01:30:52,941 -Oh, is there plenty of room? -Any amount, sir. 1380 01:30:53,114 --> 01:30:57,073 -Over here, sir. -Oh, but the train food is so horrible. 1381 01:31:09,030 --> 01:31:14,127 There was such an awful crush, I couldn't get near the place. 1382 01:31:14,336 --> 01:31:15,701 Well... 1383 01:31:17,138 --> 01:31:18,401 Headache better? 1384 01:31:18,573 --> 01:31:20,507 Yes. Now. I mean, much, much better. 1385 01:31:20,675 --> 01:31:23,076 Oh, say, I think I'll pull the blinds down. 1386 01:31:23,244 --> 01:31:27,545 -It might come back, you know. -No. 1387 01:31:30,618 --> 01:31:34,054 What will you do if we don't find them? 1388 01:31:34,522 --> 01:31:36,286 We shall find them. 1389 01:31:36,458 --> 01:31:38,825 Yes. Yes, I'm afraid so. 1390 01:31:38,994 --> 01:31:40,428 Afraid? 1391 01:31:40,595 --> 01:31:43,792 Well, yes. You know how I disapprove of you and Monkley. 1392 01:31:44,666 --> 01:31:46,896 Don't trouble about me. 1393 01:31:48,003 --> 01:31:51,701 -Come on, getting up from the table--? -How dare you speak to me like this. 1394 01:31:51,873 --> 01:31:53,398 There they are. 1395 01:31:53,575 --> 01:31:54,940 Yes. 1396 01:31:55,143 --> 01:31:56,611 Well, we've got them. 1397 01:31:57,912 --> 01:31:59,380 -And now.... -Come on. 1398 01:31:59,547 --> 01:32:03,711 We'll give them the surprise of their lives, won't we? 1399 01:32:03,885 --> 01:32:06,217 Come on, let's get them. 1400 01:32:06,388 --> 01:32:10,018 -Let's get them. -Yes, let's-- Let's hurry. 1401 01:32:18,600 --> 01:32:19,590 Wait a minute. 1402 01:32:19,768 --> 01:32:22,567 Before I go in there, I have something I wanna say to you. 1403 01:32:22,737 --> 01:32:26,105 You're everything that's fresh and lovely and sweet and brave and good. 1404 01:32:26,274 --> 01:32:30,177 I don't know what I'm going to do without you, and I don't care. You understand? 1405 01:32:30,345 --> 01:32:34,339 -Now, I'll go in and get you your Monkley. -Monkley? Hang Monkley. 1406 01:32:34,516 --> 01:32:37,542 -But why? -Because I love you. You know it. 1407 01:32:37,719 --> 01:32:40,245 -l never guessed any-- -Never guessed that I adore you? 1408 01:32:40,422 --> 01:32:42,823 Never guessed you've made the world different for me? 1409 01:32:42,991 --> 01:32:44,481 I tell you, I love you. 1410 01:32:44,659 --> 01:32:46,525 Oh, I've longed for you. 1411 01:32:46,694 --> 01:32:49,994 It's five whole days now and it seems like my whole life. 1412 01:32:50,165 --> 01:32:53,362 I-- I-- I worship you. 1413 01:32:53,535 --> 01:32:55,594 -Oh, my dear. -No, no. 1414 01:32:55,770 --> 01:32:58,171 Paris. Paris or I go back to him. 1415 01:32:58,339 --> 01:33:00,103 You're staying here with Jimmy, see? 1416 01:33:00,275 --> 01:33:03,609 -You and me are gonna get hitched up. -I'm going to another compartment. 1417 01:33:03,778 --> 01:33:06,179 -Where do you think you're going? -No, let me alone. 1418 01:33:07,182 --> 01:33:10,049 Get in there. Now, don't get rorty with me. 1419 01:33:10,318 --> 01:33:12,480 What will we do if she comes in here? 1420 01:33:20,995 --> 01:33:23,965 Nothing at all. Ridiculous train will kill me. 1421 01:33:24,132 --> 01:33:26,123 Anyhow, I'm going to stay at the Claridge's. 1422 01:33:26,301 --> 01:33:30,033 All my friends are there. Oliver and Cecil, going to do lovely pictures of me. 1423 01:33:30,205 --> 01:33:33,937 I might stay at the Ritz if you want, but why shouldn't I stop at the Claridge's? 1424 01:33:34,109 --> 01:33:39,240 All my friends are there. George is waiting. Why should I see all your common friends? 1425 01:33:39,414 --> 01:33:42,111 Did you see anyone get off the train? 1426 01:33:42,283 --> 01:33:43,910 No. 1427 01:33:52,160 --> 01:33:55,391 Well, that's that. 1428 01:33:57,866 --> 01:34:00,733 If not, I go back to Michael. 1429 01:34:00,902 --> 01:34:03,064 He loves me. He adores me. 1430 01:34:03,238 --> 01:34:06,264 I have broken his heart, I know, poor man. 1431 01:34:06,774 --> 01:34:08,401 What's this? 1432 01:34:08,576 --> 01:34:11,602 How dare you. Are you laughing at me? 1433 01:34:11,779 --> 01:34:14,476 I've never seen such a thing in my life.